On this week’s podcast Jay’s consciousness is downloaded into a new robot body. Much like Robocop before him the Jaybot 2200XLP discusses all the good times he had while not playing The Showdown Effect, Jared has trouble keeping his monster trucks upright, Jason explores The Stanley Parable, and Michael arrives in the nick of time to tell us about the mysteries he solved with Sherlock Holmes.

The Linguo Pack 9200 is voiced by Lucio Lorenzino.

On this week’s episode Jared communes with magical ancestors in Beyond: Two Souls, Jay catches them all in Pokemon Y, Jason polices a town of animals in The Wolf Among Us, and Michael is still saddled with the 60 hour burden of Etrian Odyssey.

This week Jason instigates a twenty minute Assassin’s Creed 3 argument, Michael plays a cartographer in Etrian Odyssey’s remake, Jared explores the finer points of powdered sugar addiction, and Jay dials in via tin can and string to tell us about all the fun he had losing his character in GTA Online.

This week’s podcast exists in spite of some slight technical difficulties. In lieu of discussing the week in games we decided to take some time to argue with each other about which video games are the most overrated. Get those hate mail typing fingers nice and limber, we’re gonna make an enemy or two.

This week Michael goes to Outback, Jason reminds us to celebrate the birth of Myst, Jay waits patiently to discuss Grand Theft Auto V even more, and Jared fails to restrain himself to only discussing video games when he hears the word “Dexter”.

This week Jay regales everyone with stories of his adventures in Grand Theft Auto V, Jason guides us through a plethora of current events, Jared is very displeased with The Wonderful 101, and our old/new friend Michael tries to stare at women’s laps without them noticing.

Towards the end we will spoil Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs, but as Jay noted earlier this week, that really shouldn’t upset you much.

On this week’s podcast Jay is spooked by Ghost Pigs and Outlast, Jason struggles to appreciate art, and Jared doesn’t really have anything bad to say about Rayman Legends.

If you’re still playing The Bureau finish it up before you make it to the ending of this podcast.

It’s “awful game” week here on the Enemy Slime Podcast. Jay ponders the morally gray landscape of Ride To Hell: Retribution, Jared falls into a Fast & Furious wormhole, and Jason is still recovering from his PTSD after playing Aliens: Colonial Marines.

This week features spoilers, but it’s for your own good that these games be spoiled for you.

This week’s podcast is late because somebody thought they deserved to celebrate the day of their birth. On today’s episode Jay and Jason have a jizzfest over Saints Row IV, Jared details the horrors of The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, and we all have some real talk about early access games.

Spoilers abound for Saints Row IV and The World’s End, because we were tired of ruining just video games.

Welcome everybody to our very first podcast episode. Today we discuss Gone Home, Brothers: A Tale Of Two Sons, Saints Row IV, Splinter Cell: Blacklist, and some of the more interesting announcements from Gamescom.

Be advised we will spoil Gone Home for you pretty hard from 4:55 to 11:08.