Engaged AF Podcast

Episode Title: Ad Cash That Actually Works: Wedding Pros’ No-Dipshit Guide

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Marketing’s a circus, and wedding pros waste cash like drunk sugar daddies. I’ve cracked the code at Epoch Moment—450+ weddings, no dumbass spending. This episode’s your cage match: Facebook’s targeting ninja moves, Google’s “book now” vibes, Insta’s visual candy, and TikTok’s viral crack. Facebook’s my jam—$16/day keeps us in front of engaged Colorado gals (check epochmoment.com). Google’s tricky, Insta’s sexy, TikTok’s wild—pick your poison, you beautiful dummy. Start small, test hard, and quit guessing. More ammo at engagedasfuck.com—Engaged AF’s got the goods. Sling ads smart, or your competition’s eating your lunch, you brilliant bastard!

Beyond the Wedding Day: How Wedding Vendors Can Stop Sucking at Cash Flow and Make Money While Everyone’s Hibernating

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Wedding season’s a rollercoaster—bookings one minute, tumbleweeds the next. If you’re banking on “I do’s” alone, you’re one dry spell from the poorhouse. I’ve run Epoch Moment for a decade, and I’m spilling how to keep cash flowing when weddings snooze. Secondary gigs like Epoch X ($199 family shoots), retainers for monthly vendor content, and passive income from digital goodies—think presets or checklists. Photogs, DJs, planners—diversify or die, you beautiful oddball. I’ve got Epoch 365 churning while I nap—peek epochxco.com for proof. Want more? Engaged AF Magazine’s got your back. Quit sucking at cash flow and own the year, you brilliant bastard!

Description: Wedding biz got you sipping margaritas one day and sobbing into ramen the next? Seasonal slumps hit hard, but I’m not here to cry—I’ve slung 450+ weddings at Epoch Moment and turned slumps into sarcastic wins. In this episode, we’re shredding how to predict the dip, stash cash like a greedy gremlin, and diversify your hustle so the off-season’s your bitch. Photogs, planners, venues—listen up: track your numbers, market early, and pivot like a pro. I’ve built a multi-six-figure beast with brands like Epoch 365—steal my no-BS playbook and keep your bank account fat. Hit engagedasfuck.com for more juice. Slumps ain’t a shock—they’re a game. Play it, or flop, you glorious freak!

💌 Episode 58: How to Write the Perfect Love Letter & Wedding Vows 💌

Writing wedding vows or a love letter should feel authentic, not like a bad rom-com script. In this episode of the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re breaking down exactly how to write wedding vows that actually sound like you—no clichés, no pressure, just real, fearless love.

💍 Inside this episode:

• The best way to start writing without overthinking it
• How to ditch generic lines & make your vows uniquely yours
• The perfect structure for wedding vows & love letters that feel personal and heartfelt
• Examples of fearless vows (including ChatGPT’s take—because hey, why not?)
• Why writing how you talk is the secret to vows that actually hit different

If you’re stuck on where to start, this episode is your wedding vow survival guide. Whether you want something romantic, funny, or deeply sentimental, we’ve got you covered.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 Need a photographer who captures every emotional moment? Hit up Epoch Moment before your date is gone!

🏔️ Episode 56: Pikes Peak Ranch – A Love Story Written in the Rockies 🏔️

If you’re dreaming of a wedding that blends breathtaking mountain views, rustic charm, and heartfelt hospitality, meet Pikes Peak Ranch—one of Colorado’s most stunning venues. In this episode of the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re diving into why this venue is more than just a place to get married—it’s a love story waiting to happen.

💍 Inside this episode:

• The incredible history of Pikes Peak Ranch & its transformation into a dream wedding venue
• What makes this venue stand out from other Colorado mountain locations
• The unreal ceremony sites, reception hall, and cozy cabins that make it perfect for wedding weekends
• How Jack & Mariah Hoesly turned this ranch into a place where love stories are written
• Vendor highlights & why hand-selected partnerships make your wedding seamless

If you’re looking for a wedding venue that feels like a retreat, with unparalleled views, amazing vendors, and a story worth telling, this is it.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 Want wedding photography that captures every epic moment? Book with Epoch Moment before your date is gone!

💼 Episode 54: How Wedding Vendors Can Leverage Galentine’s & Broentine’s Day 💼

Wedding vendors, listen up—February isn’t just for Valentine’s Day anymore. With the rise of Galentine’s and Broentine’s Day, engaged couples are celebrating their friendships before they celebrate their weddings. And if you’re in the wedding industry, this is your sign to jump on the trend and turn these holidays into major business opportunities.

🚀 Inside this episode:

• Why Galentine’s & Broentine’s Day are goldmines for wedding vendors
• How florists, photographers, caterers & planners can offer themed services
• The best social media & marketing strategies to tap into these celebrations
• How to create mini-events, styled shoots, & friendship packages that boost bookings
• Why bridal parties are your biggest lead generators (hint: future brides & grooms everywhere)

If you’re in the wedding business and want to book more clients, boost visibility, and own February, this episode is for you. Let’s make Galentine’s & Broentine’s Day your next big marketing move.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 And if you need a wedding photographer who actually gets creative branding, hit up Epoch Moment.

💘 Episode 50: 10 Ways to Incorporate Valentine’s Day into Your Wedding Without Going Overboard 💘

So, you’re planning a wedding in February? Maybe even on Valentine’s Day? Cool—but let’s not turn your wedding into a Hallmark aisle explosion. In this episode of the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re breaking down how to embrace the romance of Valentine’s Day without drowning in clichés.

💡 What you’ll learn:

• How to use Valentine’s colors without going full heart-shaped nightmare
• Elegant ways to weave romance into your decor, music, and florals
• Why roses are great (in moderation) and what to mix them with
• Thoughtful, non-cheesy favors your guests will actually love
• How to make your wedding feel timeless, not like a themed party

If you love the idea of a Valentine’s-inspired wedding but don’t want your venue to look like Cupid had an aneurysm, this episode is for you. Grab a glass of rosé, hit play, and let’s plan a wedding that’s as classy as it is romantic.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 Want wedding photos that capture the romance without the cheesiness? Check out Epoch Moment.

✨ Episode 49: The Anti-Glitter Manifesto – Humanity’s Sparkly Nightmare Must End ✨

Glitter. It’s everywhere. It’s unstoppable. It’s the cockroach of the craft world. And today on the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re officially launching the anti-glitter revolution. Because let’s be real—glitter is a menace, and we need to talk about it.

🔥 What’s on the agenda:

• Why glitter is the worst thing ever invented (science backs us up, trust us)
• The never-ending cleanup battle (why is it still in your hair six months later?)
• The environmental disaster that is glitter (congrats, your craft project just murdered a sea turtle)
• The pure evil of glitter bombs (you send one, you deserve jail time)
• Our official plan to eradicate glitter from the planet (it’s time for action, people)

If you’ve ever been personally victimized by a single speck of glitter that haunted you for eternity, this episode is for you. Join us in the fight against humanity’s sparkly nightmare.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 Need wedding photos without a glitter disaster? Check out Epoch Moment.

💔 Episode 48: Love – The Most Abused F*cking Word in the History of Ever 💔

We need to talk about love—because holy shit, we’ve absolutely wrecked it. We say we love everything from our partners to our favorite tacos, and honestly? That’s some disrespectful bullshit. This week on the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re breaking down why the word love has lost its meaning and how to reclaim it before it becomes as empty as a gas station bouquet on Valentine’s Day.

🔥 What we’re tackling in this episode:

• Why we say we love literally everything (and why that’s a problem)
• The difference between loving something and just liking it a lot
• How overusing "love" cheapens it for the things that actually matter
• Why saving "love" for the real shit makes it way more powerful
• A simple challenge: stop slapping “love” on every damn thing and make it mean something again

If you’re tired of hearing "I love this weather" and "I love this TikTok trend" in the same breath as "I love my spouse," this episode is for you. Tune in, rethink your word choices, and let’s give love the damn respect it deserves.

🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!

📸 Want wedding photos that actually capture real love? Check out Epoch Moment.

What’s trending in 2025? In Engaged AF Podcast episode EP:0045, we’re spilling the tea on:

• Bold Color Palettes: Cobalt blue, magenta, and metallic accents.
• Eco-Conscious Weddings: Sustainable venues, thrifted attire, and potted plants.
• Tech Integration: AI planning, 360 venue tours, and live streaming.
• Micro-Weddings: Intimate celebrations that prioritize connections.
• Fashion Statements: Bold bridal looks and groom’s style glow-ups.

Get ready to make your wedding unforgettable with these bold 2025 trends.

Links from the Episode:

• Epoch Moment - Capturing Love Stories Boldly
• Engaged AF Magazine - Sassy, Bold, and All About Love

Listen in, get inspired, and don’t forget to subscribe to the Engaged AF Podcast!