Sadly our top favourite royal will be off to heaven. Our least favourite Robert Carr will be off to the slammer but Jim will have a new pretty boy to keep him happy. Here’s a picture of gorgeous George Villiers. He will do well.

We’re back with the rockstar of the royal family, Prince Henry Fred. And we can pop over to America to check out the not thriving colony of Jamestown. Henry Fred wants to be made Prince of Wales. Tricky. We’ll also get to meet Frances Howard who will be wearing a see through top and clingy silk trousers. Can’t wait.

This guy looks pretty promising so let’s see why. Here’s a nice picture of him.

Jim has met Robert Carr, a young guy who knows how to fall off a horse and into Jim’s arms. Very romantic. There’s only one member of the royal family who is popular and that is heir to the big chair Henry Fred so we should find out why this kid is tops in the opinion polls. Here’s a picture of Robert Carr.

Let’s find out what Sir Walter Raleigh is up to in the chook house of the tower. The rebellion in Ireland is over so we can catch up on our favourite Countess of Desmond, Eleanor Butler to see if she will live happily ever after. And our king Jim 1&6 will have a little dabble in relgion. Has that ever gone well for anyone? Here’s a picture of Jim’s missus, Anne of Denmark who’s not helping by going Catholic.

And we’re back with the rich and famous. Being really rich must surely mean you will live happily ever after. Sorry – no. Here’s a picture of grand daughter Arbella who the gunpowder plotters sadly thought would make a good queen.

It will be a bit of a fizzer really. But at least our plotters have a cunning follow up plan. Good luck lads.

Believe it or not, a lot of people are unhappy with king Jim 1&6 and some are so unhappy, they would like to see him turned into tiny bits of minced meat. But hang on, even before that we need to go through the Bye Plot and the Main Plot just to see some stupidity in action once again.

King Jim 1 & 6 will come riding on into England and he can’t believe the place. Wealth on display everywhere and he thinks he has hit the jackpot. What can he do with all this money? Spend like crazy is his plan.

Jim is having the usual problems of a Scottie king. That is everyone wants to tell him what to do but he just wants to party on. We’ll get his mum Mary dead again. How many times does this poor girl have to die in this podcast? Jim though can get married. Here he is with his missus, Danish Anne and their dear little heir to the missing stone at Scone, Henry Fred.