It’s official. We now have a sausage for a king.

Time to meet the new kid. Perhaps he can give us a nice strudel recipe. Also, we’ll have a yarn with Paul Finch about his new book Usurper. Nothing like a ripping yarn, is there.

How did we get to where we are? I think it may have involved lots of biff.

What is wrong with these people? The whole succession thingy has been done and settled by an act of Parliament in accordance with the wishes of the queen. But we have to panic about something so it will be a succession crisis. Here’s a picture of Anne on her way to parliament for some more misery.

Let’s check out the antichrist, hell and other made up stories.

The continuing exploits of our Scottie hero who is once again in trouble.

Yes, We’re off to Scotland to the part where the hairy highlanders live to find out the real deal behind Scottie legend and all round good guy Rob Roy. Well he is a criminal but do we care? Not at all. He’s taking from the rich and giving to the poor so why not.

Yes, dark days indeed for our power couple who are out. But they will be off to Germany where they are loved so there is that. Here’s a picture of their Oxford holiday house – Blenheim Palace.

Actually, it’s more like Anne taking control. Big grown up queen that she is.