Harry Kane is running out of patience at Tottenham Hotspur and will push for a transfer this summer if they fail to secure Champions League qualification. Mike and Paul discuss where Harry Kane will end up next season!  

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has often compared himself to a lion - but it's alleged that 10 years ago, the Swedish striker was 'trophy hunting' for the wild animal. Mike and Paul discuss! 

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Mino Raiola and Erling Haaland’s father, Alf-Inge, travelled around Europe meeting with executives and officials of the main clubs interested in the 20-year-old striker earlier this week. 

In oder to land the striker, the "lucky" club will have to shell out: 

- €20 million to be paid to Mino Raiola

- €20 million to be paid to Alf-Inge Haaland

- A wage package of €30 million net per season to be paid to Erling Haaland

- Plus the transfer fee, reported to be a minimum of €150 million, paid to Borussia Dortmund

Mike and Paul discuss! 

Manchester City reportedly still want to sign Lionel Messi and Erling Haaland this summer in what would be a sensational double transfer swoop. But can they afford it? Can they afford not to do it? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss. 

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According to the Financial Times: "Football Index has collapsed into administration, furious individuals have been blocked from withdrawing their funds and the company’s image of itself as a stock market for the sport lies shattered." Mike and Paul discuss! 

There have been many instances of malicious use of the software “TeamViewer” which are now Manchester United's new shirt sponsor.  Special Guest Paul and The Legend discuss this issues as well as World Cup Qualifiers and FPL. 

What ho, chappies! Unfortunately, there will be no pod tonight because of technical issues. Rest assured that our unpaid, child technicians will be working around the clock to resolve the issue. We will not feed them or give them water until they come back to us with a solution. 

Kylian Mbappé vs Erling Haaland: who would be a better signing? Which player would dominate the Premier League? Are either player affordable? In other news, Hakim Ziyech and Emerson got the goals as Chelsea made very short work indeed of a very poor Atlético side in the Champions League.

The Athletic reports, "Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta dropped club captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang because he reported late for the north London derby against Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday, it can be revealed." Apparently, Aubameyang's lateness is becoming an issue as of late which begs the question: does he even give a shit? 

For the first time since 2004-05, neither Lionel Messi nor Cristiano Ronaldo will see their teams involved in the Champions League quarter-finals. Messi and Barcelona were eliminated at the last-16 stage by PSG, who drew 1-1 against the Spanish side on Wednesday to seal a 5-2 aggregate triumph. The day before Porto stunned Juventus and Ronaldo, advancing after a thrilling extra-time battle in the second leg in Turin.