Is Roy Keane being completely insensitive by saying people should play chess if they don't want to get their bell rung while playing football? Why is Giroud getting make up put on? Mike and Paul also talk a bit more about bat fights. 

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Can anyone stop Romelu Lukaku from scoring? Certainly not a 38 year-old defender from CSKA Moscow.

Oh look, Kane scores yet another hatrick.

Mendy gets into a twitter fight with a journalist. And finally, the dirty truth behind Sir Ben Teague's horrible misdeeds...

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Sir Ben and Paul take the reins as Mike is in cottage country. The lads talk City's demolition of woeful Palace, Liverpool's nervy result against the Foxes, and how Liam Neeson landed the role of Oskar Schindler (yes, but not really).

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Why is Barcelona paying tribute to Ousmane Dembélé's torn hamstring? Should headers be banned from football given everything that we now know about concussions? Lastly, is singing about Lukaku's penis racist? The EPLpod boyz dig deep into all of these questions (and more) on this brand new episode. 

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The two Manchester sides assert their dominance with emphatic wins; Chelsea and Arsenal provide little to no excitement on the pitch; a lot of men shave their bodies, including Marco Asensio, who technically injured himself by doing so and couldn't play for Madrid. 

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Mike and Paul are on the set of Frisky Business, discussing Roy Hodgson, the Champions League, and game week five in the Premier League, as they attempt to shoot an adult jazz film. 

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Chelsea continue rolling with their third consecutive win; United finally drop points against Stoke (ugh); Arsenal actually pick up a win.

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The want-aways are back in action this weekend (read: Sanchez, Coutinho, Van Dijk) in game week 4; Dele Alli gives his friend the middle finger and everyone gets angry; West Ham try to insert a "champions league" clause into a potential transfer with Sporting Lisbon (lol). 

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Sir Ben Teague sleeps under the EPLpod studio desk as Mike and Paul talk about the media coverage surrounding Wayne Rooney and his DUI. 

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It's time for a bonus pod! We interview New York Times and BBC World Service freelance writer James Montague about his new book titled The Billionaires Club: The Unstoppable Rise of Football's Super-rich Owners. 

James on Twitter: @JamesPiotr

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