Yaya Toure refuses to admit that he drinks alcohol, Arsenal drop points against Everton, and Manchester United win it late at Selhurst Park. Meet Mike at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn  2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Pissing on a United shirt

Manchester City get trashed by English champions Leicester City, Memphis Depay and Daniel Sturridge dress like an absolute twats, and Hackerton_9000 releases the leaked photos of Mike. Leaked photos 2. Support EPLpod 3. Pete's Candy Store

The EPLpod boys take in this weeks Champions League action as Lucas Perez bags himself a hat-trick firing Arsenal to the top of their group, Leicester suffer the worst defeat by an English team in the Champions League after a 5-0 humbling in Portugal, Patrick Roberts learns to split his allegiances and the city of Toronto forces Paul to clean up his act. 1. Christmas Misery! 2. Support EPLpod.

Marouane Fellaini gives away a late penalty as Everton equalize against Manchester United, Sergio Agüero goes coco bananas as he lunges at David Luiz and sees red,  and Paul regrettably pours a full beer on a girl. Support EPpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal.tv

Paul & Ben talk MLS and EFL. Meanwhile, Mike is distracted by another hare-brained money-making scheme, this time chili-related. Will Manchester United become more clinical in front of goal following their EFL Cup triumph? Will Hackertron 9000 successfully extort $10,000 from the EPLpod boyz? Tune in this Sunday to find out. #forcechape Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Mike and Paul are threatened by a Russian hacker, Liverpool take down Sunderland, and United draw against lowly, old West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Paul blackmails his way back onto the show as he returns to the EPLpod studios armed with some pretty damning photos of Mike; Arsenal draws PSG; Leicester City finish top of their group in the Champions League. NPR coverage of Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

With Paul packing his bags up for Egypt, Mike and Ben talk about Chelsea's sixth successive clean sheet against Boro, Arsenal's sucker punch at Old Trafford against God's team, Manchester United, and the return of Yaya Toure to Manchester City. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Wayne Rooney grabs all of the headlines as he crashes a wedding wasted, England draw Spain, and Manchester United get set to take on Arsenal. Christmas Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Paul highjacks the podcast to promote his new (and undoubtedly horrid) Arsenal-based podcast while Sir Bean Teague and Mike talk about England vs. Spain as well as all of the other international fixtures. Paul's new twitter handle 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal 4. Support EPLpod