David Luiz goes back to Chelsea, Jack Wilshire heads down south to Bournemouth, and Joe Hart is all but forced out of the country;  the EPLpod boyz discuss all (most) of the big transfers as well talk about football's baddies. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas Misery!

Sergio Aguero tosses a vicious elbow at poor, old Winston Reid just before the Manchester derby, Arsenal finally win a game AND make a few signings, and Liverpool draw against Spurs. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

The gents talks about the Andre Gray saga, the utter lack of ambition from David Moyes at Sunderland, and which clubs have done the best business in the transfer window so far. Support EPLpod 2. More Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Zlatan Ibrahimovic nets twice for United as they down Southampton at home, Arsenal draw Leicester City in a wholly uneventful match, and Mike & Paul electrocute their taints. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. The Holidays

Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy both use Arsenal to better their contracts at Leicester City, West Ham is rocked by Ayew's injury, and Manchester City dismantle Steaua Bucharest, frighteningly so. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Zlatan shows his class as United down Bournemouth, Leicester City eat shit against grimy-old Hull, and Liverpool rip apart injury-plagued Arsenal. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Mike & Paul discuss the recent transfers of John Stones and Ashley Williams while putting themselves in awkward sexual situations. Oh, and the Wheel of Destiny makes a return... much to the peril of Paul's jugular. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Email4pool: [email protected]

With less than a week remaining before the start to the season, Paul & Sir Ben talk Community Shield, Pogba, Liverpool's trouncing of Barcelona, as well other slightly-more-meaningful friendlies. Last call saloon for EPLpod'$ Alleged Cup. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Email4pool: [email protected]

Manchester City sign Gabriel Jesus, a.k.a The Next Neymar, Everton do a little bit of transfer business, and Arsenal unequivocally state that they're not interested in Julian Draxler, or winning the league for that matter. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Arsene Wenger calls recent transfer deals "scary" and admits that he has to talk the higher ups at the club out of bringing in new players. Mike and Paul discuss travel plans to Adelaide as well as Manchester United's unparalleled squad depth. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod 3. Christmas Misery!