ENGLISH TALKS for beginners

Luke Likes 'Well, Dressed'

Well, dressed, well-dressed, well-dressed? Dressed, dressing, getting dressed, that's very, very confusing in English. It is confusing to get dressed in English, I suppose, get undressed, because you get dressed first, you get dressed, so you put on, put on your clothes and then you wear them, you wear them all day long, you take off your clothes, you get undressed and you want to dress nicely every day, every day. Very confusing, too many words and too many dresses. Dress is a very different thing.

So how about we clear this, clear this up a little, clear this up with a few personal questions?

Here we go, so question number one - do you think a lot about your outfit before you get dressed, get dressed in the morning?

So the question is very simple, I spend sometimes a little time, but mostly I try to spend as little as I can, so no I don't spend much time before I get dressed.Simple.

Question number two - do you put on special shoes around the house and do you take them off when you leave?

Put on your shoes, take them off. So no I don't put on special shoes around the house, I hate slippers, you might remember that I hate them, and I don't take them off, obviously I don't take them off. I do take off shoes around the house, yeah.

Alright, question number three - do you dress differently when you stay at home and when you leave your home, do you dress differently?

So, I do not do that, usually I try to pick, I try to pick the outfit for the whole day and usually I do not change, I do not change when I stay at home. So no, I do not, I do not dress differently at home and when I leave, but I do know that some people do it, some people do it. Personally I do not, I do not.

Question number four - do you have your favourite colour to wear? Do you have your favourite colour to wear?

I do, I do like everyone, like everyone, but also I try to wear some different colours when I feel differently, so yes and no. I think I didn't answer the question. That's alright. So I wear different colours, but usually that's blue, let's say my favourite colour to wear is blue.

And here is the last question, question five, very controversial - do women have better taste, better taste when it comes to fashion and clothes, wearing clothes?

Yes.Not that controversial, after all, after all, not that controversial.

So get dressed, put on your shoes, wear them around the house, take them off if you want and dress casually the whole week, that's the whole story.

Yeah, but remember, never take off your hat in winter, that's just unhealthy and dangerous. Yeah, remember that. Yeah, and wear a jacket. And don't forget to put on your boots, boots, yeah, winter boots. And the gloves, yeah, don't forget to put on the gloves. Oh, and the scarf, the scarf too, put on the scarf. Wear the sweater, all of that. Don't go out. You know, maybe just stay in by the fire, by the fireplace, stay in.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'On Men And Women'

Oh, it's late now. I'm pretty tired. I'm pretty tired. I have to say I am pretty tired, but I do have, I have my green tea. So I'm pretty happy too. I'm pretty happy and ready, ready. And I think I'm ready to get into trouble today. I think I'm ready to get into trouble because I thought, hmm, what do I talk to you about? What do I talk to you about today? Because I want to talk about clothes, about clothes.

Well, I have this little risky game, little risky gam. So it goes like that. I pick one item, a piece, an item of clothes, and I decide, is it for men? Is it for women? How about this? How about this? Let's play and let's get into trouble. With that, I'm sure I will get into a lot of trouble because of that. And that's so great, I love trouble. Let's go.

Oh, here is the first one. That's sweats, sweats, sweatshirt, or sweatpants. That's for men. Yeah, I would say that's for men. Obviously women too, but yeah, I would say that's for men. I have sweats. I do wear that from time to time. That is very, very casual for me, casual, but I do. So it's decided, for men, for men.

Oh, here is another one. That's going to be so controversial, controversial because it's pants or trousers, pants, trousers. Definitely for men. Definitely. Yeah, for women too.

Let's go with another one. Another one. Oh, I have to admit, I have to say, I have to admit that I think I have just one right now. I had a few, but now I have just one. It's a tie, a tie. And that one is for men. Obviously for men.

Yeah, right, and here is shirt. Well, I am wearing a shirt right now. I have to say this is for men, for men, for women, is this a blouse? Yeah, I suppose so. But for me, shirt, that's men. Mostly, obviously.

Alright, are you upset already? Are you upset already with what I am saying right now? I'm sure you are. I'm looking forward to your messages. I'm looking forward to your messages. I'm looking forward to your comments. Oh my God. What is he talking about? I'm wearing pants right now and I'm not a man.

That one is good. That's slippers. Slippers. Is it for men? Is it for women? I can always say both, but I don't want to say that. I want to be controversial. This is internet. We want to be controversial. I'm gonna say women. I don't have slippers. To be honest, I hate those. I hate those. So no, that's for women. I would say slippers for women, not for men.

Oh, and this is not an item of clothes. This is maybe more like accessories because this is a ring. And I really want to say that's for men but I would more associate, associate that with women and accessories in general, accessories in general with women. So I'm going to say that's women, not men.

And with another one, I don't think I'm going to be too controversial, but who knows, who knows. So here is a dress. A dress. Is it for men or is it for women? Yeah, that's for women and I don't have a dress, I suppose. Yeah, that's all I want to say about that.

Oh, that's an interesting one. Leggings. Leggings. That's for women, but my siblings do a lot of running and I'm pretty sure they own those. Women. That's it. Women.

Alright, and that's tights. Oh, that's tights. Oh my god, that would be so funny if I had ones. Tights are for women. They go perfectly, they go well, they go well with a dress. So women, it is women, for women.

Alright, I could go on and on with that, with this little risky game. So, as I said before, I'm going to get into trouble and I'm looking forward to your messages, to your messages. Yeah, and now I'm going to put on my dress. Why not?

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'When I Die'

I have to, I have to, I have got to, I really have to, definitely, yeah, right now, I have to, I have to do this, I have to do that, I have to, I have to, I really, really have to. Wow, so a lot of things that I have to do, a lot of stuff.

I have to get ready for tomorrow, get ready for tomorrow. Definitely, I have to do that. I have to print, print some materials, print some materials for my students. Oh, what else, what else? I have to revise, revise, look one more time, revise my languages, my languages, I have to revise what I am learning.

Oh, I also have to eat, that's a good idea to eat, I have to eat. But not yet, not yet because I still have to, ah, yeah, I have to read those emails I got, I have to read those emails. And then, well, I have to, oh yeah, walk my dog, I have to walk my dog. I don't have to do that every day, fortunately, fortunately but today it is my turn. I have to walk the dog, and then I also have to feed him, feed him, it's a he, I have to feed him.

Then, I have to pack my things, pack my things, my stuff for tomorrow because I have to start early tomorrow, I have to start early tomorrow and I will not have enough time to do that. Well, I have to clean up a little bit, clean up, yeah, that's a good idea. I have to clean up a little bit also.

And, oh yeah, I just remembered, I just remembered, I have to do laundry, do laundry, do the washing. Also, oh yeah, oh, I don't like that really because I have to get ready, and I have to iron, iron my shirt for tomorrow, I have to iron my shirt.

Oh, and I have to do a lot, I have to do a lot. And we all have to do stuff like that. I can imagine, I can imagine a day when I don't have to do stuff, I don't have to wake up early, I don't have to run, run and start work and be in a lot of places. And I can imagine that I don't have to be in a hurry and I don't have to get ready with things. And I don't have to think about many problems.

Yeah, that's nice. And maybe that's a good idea to think that the only thing I have to do is rest and relax. How about that? That I have to rest and I have to relax, stop thinking about problems, and I have to stop worrying about stuff, and I have to enjoy myself a little bit. Yeah, that's not a bad idea, I have to start doing that.

But now I have to do stuff.

So as my mum says, yeah, she always says, I will rest when I die, I will rest when I die. Now I have to do stuff. So I have to do stuff as well, I have to do stuff as well. So, me too, I will rest when I die, but now, now, I really, really have to record a new episode, a new episode of the podcast. Absolutely, definitely have to do that right now.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'I Sell'

Yeah, sometimes I sell, I sell things. I should sell, I should sell things. So I don't always buy stuff, but sometimes it is a good idea, it is a good idea to sell things so that you don't have too much, too much. Because, hmm, less is sometimes more, less is sometimes more, as they say, less is more. And I think so too, I think so too.

So it is a good idea to get rid of, get rid of, get rid of some items, some things. And for me it is a lot of things, I have to say, a lot of things. Probably too many, too many. So first of all, first of all, too many clothes, too many clothes. Of course we buy and buy and buy another one, another one and another one.

For example, t-shirt and for example shoes. So I can sell, I can sell a few, a few pairs of shoes, a few pairs of shoes. Sports shoes, yeah, that is definitely too many, too many. And other things like that.

There are a lot of ways to do that right now. Online, online platforms, online platforms for selling second hand, used, second hand items, products. And that's great, that's great because I don't use them, I don't use them but somebody can use them. I think this is perfect. It's a win-win. I get some money for that because I sell it and the other one, the other one, the other person can still get it at a discount, at a discount, because it is used and usually, usually this is just a small part of a price, the original price. Perfect.

What else can I sell? Only my things, only my things. Not other people's things, I don't do that. Probably I could sell some books, I could sell some books. I don't usually do that, I usually buy books and very often used books, used books. Because I believe this is a little, a little waste of money if you buy a new one, especially, especially when it comes to, when it comes to language books, language books, for English, for other languages. You can use it if it is not new. And I recommend it.

The biggest, the biggest and the most expensive things are probably things around the house, which are not that easy to sell, not that easy. Pieces of furniture, yeah, I could do that too, some decorations I don't need and maybe I'm a little bored with, I am bored, they are not interesting anymore and small items like a lamp, like a frame and some small devices, devices like headphones and chargers and stuff like that, stuff like that.

And to be honest, to be honest, I don't do that as much as I would like to. I just don't think about it too often but maybe that should be one of my resolutions for this year.

Really, would you like to get some of my stuff? Please contact me. No, no, no, it's a joke. But yeah, that's a good idea. Give stuff a new life. Give stuff a new life. Don't waste and help the planet a little bit. Help the planet just a little bit.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

This Episode Focuses on SHOPPING expressions In English

Luke Likes 'In A Bigger Need'

Yeah, so I am, I am, I am in a bigger need in a bigger need. Still, still need stuff. And that's why, that is why. That's why I am going to, I'm gonna go shopping again. Again, this is the weekend and I need stuff for the weekend. Let's go.

Wine. I need wine. Yeah, yes please, yes please. I need your help. I am in for some good wine. And I am wondering and I am wondering if you can help me. You can help me please. Can you recommend, can you, can you recommend some good wine? Yeah, red wine please. red wine, red wine. And I am looking for dry, not sweet, not sweet, dry wine. Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one. Where is it from? Where is it from? From Hungary. Oh, right, alright. New to me, that is new to me. I can try that one, I can try that one please. Yeah, thanks a lot.

So I have my wine and I have some other needs too. Yeah, I need this thing right now. I need this thing. Yes please, yes please. You can help me, you can help me. So I am looking for, oh, I can't remember the name. I can't remember the name. You know, I have this bottle and I don't know what the name is. What is the name? What is the name? I want to open the bottle. So I need this thing. No, no, no, it's not an opener. No, no, because it has, it's wine and it has this cork over there. I think it is cork, but I don't know. What is it called, this opener Yeah, corkscrew, corkscrew. So you have a corkscrew please. Oh yeah. Oh, that's so great, that's so great. My weekend is not ruined, thanks a lot.

Yeah, sometimes I can't find the right word. I can always check that I can always try and practice English this way. And what's next? Yeah, bread. I need some bread over here. Yes, please, yes, please. Can I get two big baguettes? Two baguettes. Yes, these ones, the large ones, the large ones. Yeah, the large ones, please. That's terrific. And do you think I can get some olive oil around here, olive oil? I need some olive oil, I'm out. I am out. I don't have any left. Oh, really, that's so great. That is so great. Thanks, thanks a lot. Yeah, and I need a bag with that. Yes, please. Thank you.

Alright, I'm almost there.I need just one thing, one thing. Yeah, I need new earbuds. I need some earbuds like that, because mine are broken. Do you have any you can recommend to me? You can recommend. Yeah, these ones are a little too expensive. I need something simple, simple. How about these? Yeah, these ones are perfect. I think, yeah, I'll take those. I'll take those. Can I pay by credit card? Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much.

That went quite smooth, smooth, so easy. And I'm ready for the weekend. I have my earbuds. I have my snacks, baguettes. And also a corkscrew which I can use to open the bottle of wine. And I'm ready for my date. the weekend date with a podcast in the evening. Weekend date. I can't wait. It will be lovely.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

The Focus of the Episode is on the WILL construction in English

Luke Likes 'Magic 8 Ball'

Yeah, so I am wondering, I am wondering what I will do, what I will do this coming year, what I will do. You know that I will not follow the resolutions, I will not follow the resolutions. But what will happen? I want to know that, I do want, I want to know that. And I am sure you would like to know that too.

And there is a way, there is a way to see and find out, find out. Let's ask, let's ask the crystal ball, let's ask the crystal ball what will happen, what will happen this coming year. Let's do it.

So, my crystal ball, my crystal ball. Can you hear it? My crystal ball, magic 8 ball, magic, it's magic crystal ball, will tell me the future. So, magic 8 ball, magic 8 ball. I want to know this, I want to know this. Will I leave work, not leave, will I finish work early, will I finish work early on Friday? Will I finish work early on Friday? Please tell me. Okay, 'A definite yes, a definite yes'. It means, yeah, you will, you will, that's so great.

Okay, so I have another one. Magic 8 ball, magic 8 ball, will I win, will I win something special, special this coming year? Magic 8 ball, please tell me, will I, will I win? Okay, I have it, I have it. 'I have my doubts, I have my doubts'. It means, it means, I am really, really not so sure, I am not so sure, I have my doubts. So probably I will not, I won't win anything, it's not a surprise really, it isn't, I don't win things, and I won't win things this coming year, anything, nothing.

Alright, and now, magic 8 ball, will I, will I work late, will I work late at the weekend, will I work late? Please tell me. Yeah, of course, 'Probably, probably'. Yeah, probably I will, I will, probably I will, no surprises here as well, no surprises.

Here is the next one. So I am waiting for a parcel, I am waiting for a delivery, a parcel, delivery, and it is not coming, it is not coming, and, so magic 8 ball, will it arrive, will it arrive, will it come, will it come tomorrow, will it come tomorrow, finally? 'Who knows, who knows' . Okay so, I don't know, but maybe it will, maybe not, maybe it won't, maybe it will, maybe it won't come, we will have to, we will have to see, we will have to wait, and see, will, will, will.

Alright, oh here is a good one, here is a good one, so magic 8 ball, will I travel to another continent, will I travel to another continent, this coming year, this coming year, will I travel to another continent? 'Forget about it, forget about it'. That's what the ball tells me, so I will have to wait, I will have to wait, and not this year, I won't travel to another continent. That's a shame, that's a shame, but okay, I have to live with that, I have to live with it.

Alright, so it is time to ask the magic 8 ball something about the weather. We have winter right now, and I would love to, I would love to know if the winter will be long, if the winter will be long. Everyone wants to know that, I'm sure everyone wants to know that, I will tell you in a second, wait. Magic 8 ball, will the winter, this coming year, be very long? 'Forget about it'. Yeah, that means it will not, it won't be very long, it will be short.

Oh, I wonder if it will be in March, or maybe February, maybe the end will come in January, Yeah, I have to say, I hope so, I hope so, but we will have to wait. Do you know what will happen for you, do you know? You can always ask the fortune teller, the magic, magic, magic 8 ball.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'In Need'

Yeah, I'm in need right now, I am in need, I need stuff, so let's go shopping, let's go shopping right now.

So let's start with the street market, street market. Because it is raining, it is raining, I need an umbrella.

Eexcuse me, how much is this umbrella, please? How much is it?How much is it? This one, this one over here? The bigger one? Yeah, it is more expensive, I see. And can I have the red one, the red one? Yes, over here, this one, this, yeah, yeah, can I have the red one please? So how much is it? Okay, so I will take two, I will take two, do I get a discount now if I take two? Oh that's fine, that's fine, that's great, that is great. It's a deal, it's a deal, thanks a lot.

So I have an umbrella, actually two. So here is another one, another one.

Oh, so that is not really shopping but a thing to do, a complaint, a complaint, I have to make a complaint, a return, return to the shop,

So hello, hello. So I have this microphone stand, I have this microphone stand and it is broken, it is broken, it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Here you go, here you go. Yeah, so I would like to return it, I would like to return it. Yeah, so what are you going to do? Do I get a refund, do I get a refund? Or do I return it and get another one, get another one? What are you going to do about it?

Okay, here is the receipt, here is the receipt. Yeah I think I would like a refund, I would like a refund. Yeah, thank you, thank you very much, thank you.

That was quite easy, quite easy. Here is another one.

Alright and now I think I need, I need some cash, some cash. So here is the ATM, here is the ATM, a cash machine, cash machine. Okay so I need to insert, insert the card, insert and now okay, enter your PIN, enter your PIN, your number, code, PIN, okay and that's it and accept, cancel, so accept and confirm, confirm, that's right and take the receipt, take the receipt, okay and take your card back, take your card back, that's it,

Okay I have my cash and my card and the receipt, I'm ready to buy a ring,

Hi Peter, my friend! Hi Peter, my friend! Yeah, I'm here and I'm looking for, I'm looking for a gold ring, I'm looking for a gold ring, I need a gold ring. Yeah, for a gift, for a gift, a gold ring and I think you could help me, you could help me choose. Please help me choose. I can't do that without you. Please help me.

What do you recommend, what do you recommend? It is all beautiful, beautiful, it's a beautiful collection, I have to say, but very expensive, that's all very expensive. Oh, that one, that one is nice, that one is nice. Can I have a look? Can I take a look, have a look at that one please? Can I have a look at that one please? Yeah, that one is beautiful. How much is it? Okay, alright, that's reasonable, reasonable. That's perfect, that's perfect. What do you think, Peter? What do you think? Yeah, I think I will take that one, I'll take that one. I'll pay cash, I'll pay cash.

So a lot of needs, a lot of shopping, a lot of stuff to get, but it isn't the end of needing and spending.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'This Coming Year'

So, I watch this video, I watch this video on YouTube, I watch this video on YouTube about, you know what, you know, New Year's resolutions, New Year's resolutions, things that you want to do this new coming year, and yeah, be better, be better.

And one of those things, one of those things, one of those things is limit, limit your screen time, okay? I am watching YouTube about limiting, limiting, reducing screen time.

This is funny, it's really funny.

Yeah, a lot of those New Year's resolutions. For example, do more exercise, do more exercise, you want to do that.

Quit smoking, read more books, read more books you want to be educated, you want to be educated, learn more, learn more, learn a new skill.

And obviously, lose weight, you just have to, you have to lose weight, we all have to lose weight, and you also have to work better, be more effective, more effective.

And this coming year, you want to travel more, you want to visit places, meet new people, have new experiences.

And while you are doing that, you also want to be a better person, a better man, a better woman, a better father, mother, worker, student, anyone.

And never put off things. Just do it right now, you are a robot and you want to do that right now, and you also want to save money and just be perfect every day.

Oh my God. That never works, that never works, it doesn't work, does it? So yeah, try, try to do that, great, and fail, you want to do that, you fail, that's great.

So how about a new idea, you will not fail those. How about that?

This coming year, try, try, and don't, don't do more exercise, just think about it and then, maybe not, maybe not today, maybe, maybe tomorrow. Okay, so just try, try and don't do that.

If you smoke, just go ahead, go ahead, smoke. One day you don't want to do that, just stop, but if you want to do that, just keep doing this, keep doing this, how about this?

And read more only, only, if you like it, because why would you do that if you don't like reading? Just watch something, watch more Netflix, that's your new resolution. Do you watch a lot of TV series, do you watch a lot of TV series? Just keep doing that, have some fun, enjoy it, you will never fail, you will never fail.

And hey, you want to just stay at home and enjoy yourself and don't organize your holiday, because everyone wants you to do that? Just relax, you don't have to travel, you don't have to travel, if you don't want that, just stay at home.

Watch, I don't know, a documentary, documentary, why not? Read a book about it, if you like, if you like, you don't have to travel, you don't, you really don't have to do that, if you don't like it.

And be a better person. Well, maybe, maybe you are good enough, you are good enough, maybe you are good enough as it is right now, and say, well, I'm quite good right now, maybe I don't have to change that. So try, try really, really hard, and don't change that this coming year.

And maybe one more thing, one more thing. Please, try, try, and don't lose weight, don't lose weight this coming year, try and do that, just enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. It is really hard, it is really hard.

So how about this coming year we all get fat and be happy. Happy New Year!

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'Like A Box Of Chocolates'

Yeah, life is like a box of chocolates, like a box of chocolates. Do you know that? Do you know that life is like a box of chocolates, a box of chocolates? You never know what you're gonna get, you never know what you're gonna, you're gonna, you are going to get. You never know.

I do know, I do know, because I always make a list, a list of things, a list of things, of, a list of things to buy, a shopping list. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of things to buy. A box of chocolates, yeah, a box of chocolates too, on the list, and plenty of, plenty of, a lot of, plenty of other things, plenty of other things to buy.

What do we have over here on the list?

A carton, a carton of milk, a carton of milk. How about two, how about two cartons? Alright, check.

And what else? Oh, here you go, a tin, a tin, a tin of green peas, green peas, or a tin of, a tin of corn, a tin of corn.

Also, a bar, a bar of, a bar of chocolate, a bar of chocolate.

And oh, also, a bar of chocolates, and a bar of soap, how about this? It's very, very different, please don't confuse them, a bar of soap and a bar of chocolate.

How about a packet, a packet of tea, a packet of tea?

And a bottle of water, a bottle, a bottle, of, of, of, of, of, a bottle of water.

I need a bottle of olive oil, olive oil, that's right.

I don't need a packet of cigarettes, I don't need that, I don't smoke, thank you.

I need a jar, a jar of jam, of course, favourite, a jam, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry jam, a jar of jam, a jar of, of, of jam, a jar of jam.

And a jar of honey, obviously, honey, obviously. Where is this? Here it is, check, okay, I have it.

Then I need a bag, a bag of potatoes, a bag of potatoes, a kilo of potatoes, that's enough, a kilo of potatoes.

And also a tube, a tube of toothpaste, a tube of, of, of, a tube of, a tube of toothpaste, here it is.

And oh, obviously, I need a tub, a tub, a tub of ice cream, like a packet, a tub of ice cream, ice cream, pistachio ice cream would be nice.

Then I also need a carton, a carton of orange juice, orange juice, here it is.

And maybe, maybe, I need a pot, a small pot, a cup, a pot of yogurt, yogurt, here it is.

What else? Okay, that's not the end, not the end. I also need a slice of cheese, a slice, not a slice, a piece of cheese, a few slices, a few slices of cheese.

And a loaf of bread, a loaf, one big loaf of bread. Love it.

And maybe two apples, two apples.

And a bunch of, a bunch, a bunch of bananas, and I'm done, I'm done, yeah.

Maybe, maybe one lottery ticket, yeah, maybe one lottery ticket. Because life is like a box of chocolates, remember? Life is like a box of chocolates.

Maybe it is, after all. I will see, I will see, what I'm gonna get, what I'm gonna get,

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

Luke Likes 'I Buy It'

OK, so from time to time, I do, I do, I buy it. I buy it, and from time to time, I return it. I return, I buy, and I take it back to the shop. Because I am not happy with the product, I am not happy with the product.

Sometimes I buy it, and I don't really get it, I don't really get it. And that's really, really, really disappointing, disappointing. So I'm disappointed, disappointed.

It isn't this week, it isn't this week. It was last week and I need, I need a new mic stand, mic, what's the name? Oh, arm, boom arm. But it's a stand, a new mic, microphone stand.

So what do I do? What do I do? Of course, I go online, online shopping. So I choose the right one. Perfect, beautiful, new stand. And what do I see? The price is good, the price is good. And the delivery is from two to five days, the delivery. So I will get it after two to five days, working days, working days.

And that's not good, that's not good because of Christmas. And I need it, of course, obviously, obviously, I need it before Christmas. I want my mic stand, I want my mic stand.

So I go out and visit my local shop and think I can find it and I can choose it over there. And I have it before Christmas, before Christmas. So I go and ask this shop assistant, 'hey, do you have this stand? I'm looking for this specific stand, I need it'. And she says, 'hmm, I will check it, I will check it.'

So she goes on her little computer and she is searching for the product. And she tells me, 'yeah, we don't have it right now, we can order that for you.' Yeah, sure, when do I get it? 'Yeah, you can get it from two to five days.' Plus it is 20% more expensive, it is 20% more expensive. Oh no, oh no, thank you, thank you. 'Thanks anyway, thanks anyway', that's what I say, thanks anyway.

Oh my, okay, but it is not the end, it is not the end. So the delivery is again, two to five days, it's too long. I come back home, I come back home and the next day I check online again. I check again the website, the website, thesame, same website.

What do I see? What do I see? Delivery guaranteed, guaranteed, before Christmas. Order now, order now and pick up, pick up, so you can get it, you can pick it up at the local shop, in one hour, in one hour.

And then I think this is perfect, I order now and I go back to the shop. Maybe the next day, it's okay, I can give them one day. I come back to the shop the next day, just before Christmas. And what happens?

Hmm, okay, so in English this is this fantastic phrase, this fantastic phrase, so 'it turns out', it turns out, so it happens, so you are all surprised, you are surprised, it turns out, it turns out I still don't have it. I still, after five days, I still don't have it. The shop doesn't have it, the website doesn't have it. Nobody has it. I feel so disappointed.

I don't know what to say. And I think I don't buy it again. I don't need the stand, the mic stand. I'm okay with my old stand. I am over this, I am over this. So I have enough, I am disappointed. I am not buying that.

Oh, I'm sure you have the same experience. You have the same experience, especially before Christmas. Yeah, but what can you do? What can you do? Nothing. Oh.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!