The lads return after a lengthy sojourn, in the desperate hopes of rekindling their dwindling fanbase. Zack gets the hots for Slater's best girl. Mr Belding brings the alpha males of Bayside on a spiritual journey. Neal O'Neill makes a startling and beautiful existential discovery. Rob rants about Power Rangers for eight minutes.

To celebrate the second birthday of our podcast, we've left Saved By The Bell aside this week to focus on the magnificent low budget crapness that is Ireland's first attempt at making a white guy martial arts movie. Featuring '90s pop sensation Mikey Graham of Boyzone! Movie: FATAL DEVIATION

The teachers strike, Mr Tuttle slags his own girth and much is made of the continued degradation of Screech's self-worth. Zack and Slater's manipulative scheme goes off without a hitch and the reap the selfish benefits. Conall and Rob despair for the world.

Zack engages in a war of the sexes after Zack and Slater are revealed as sexist monsters, much to the shock of the female student body of Bayside. Mr Belding mediates in the only way he knows how - by acting as umpire in an expensive-looking, needlessly elaborate contest. Screech continues to embarrass himself and falls further and further into the labyrinth of his own designed lunacy. Rob controversially debates Leanna Creel's ability to successfully portray a heterosexual teenager. Conall finds his notes at long last.

Valentine's Day this week for the Bell-Saved and Bell-Enslaved alike. The shallow facade of the Hallmark holiday is matched by the shallow face of network television; time for a clip show! Episode: "Isn't it Romantic"

Zack tried to swindle, but gets out-swindled. Screech is forced to choose between insects and a non-existent relationship with Tori.

A lost lover from Slater's past turns up as Jessie throws some shade as well as some headlocks. Times are looking tough for all but Zack who plans to re-programme the Slaterbot to his own ends. Rob dismisses sobriety not one week after announcing to the nation that he has gone dry. Conall celebrates by being tipsy.  Episode: "Love Machine"

Rob is embracing sobriety for the month of Janus, meanwhile the gang decide to drive under the influence of alcohol.  Episode: "Drinking and Driving"

Pappa Slater returns to pressure his son into going to military college. And some other stuff! Johhny Rico invades Canada and Zack becomes a rapping drug dealer? Maybe! Listen and find out!  Episode: "Wrestling With The Future"

The boys walk a narrow line between the light and dark sides of the holiday season as they explore the murky world of straight to DVD movies. Mario Lopez and Dean Cain star in the Holiday classic The Dog Who Saved Christmas!