https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aLRVCa76U
The Wackness
The likes of the United States of America masterminded the false flag “terror attack” on its own citizens in 2001 in order to deceive it's citizens into a police state to suit the New World Order;
Now, New York City preys upon its weakest and most vulnerable inhabitants via inhumane psychological terrorism, gangstalking, terror hacking, and other forms of psycholotical terrorism in order to maintain the inequivocal social and justice issues plaguing the united states of Asmerica; the globalization of a one-world government, and the continuation of the human slavetrae system from which the United states of america has built itself and has been thriving on, priding itself on being the strongest country in the world: However, it shall soon see its own de mise, with the importation of hundreds of thousands of non-natural citizens in an attempt to close the plummeting world economy, thereby once again prioritizing thousands of lives over the lives of the Indigenous and involuntarily Imported descendants of the AFRICAN BLACK american slaves
I'm allowed to have an extreme distaste for impoliteness
Honestly, I don't care what color you are
Stop disturbing the peace
Listen, I don't want to go through this again.
I'm not going to kill myself
Oh, really, I have nothing better to do than
that you're all still slaves.
that the people telling you that “it's okay to not be ok”
Are the exact people making everything not ok
Oh, but also if your family owned slaves and property from slavery you should have to give a certain amount of your income to re-allocate some of the resources you–
*talking on the phone at 5 am*
Yo. Where are the indigenous people?
or somewhere out there claiming to be 1/32.1/2th Cherokee and pretending not to listen to taylor swift.
I knew it was a set up from the moment i walked in the door.
There she sat, hunched over in the corner, almost hiding as if to try to surprise me.
But I had already been psychologically tortured with the permanant record of my own past with enough audacity that I understood that I was being provoked and manipulated;
They all wanted to have “random” “friendly conversations about my
Pedophile Wifebeater ExHusband.
(No, Seriously, help him)
Because— he tore my son away from me
Very racist, very right wing, very color-coded, colonized
WHAT HAPPENED TO FELEYSHA WILLIAMS.
Idk. she's probably dead or tweaked out somewhere.
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
Ok. But you're ging to have to torture me consistently for at least a few weeks until we fight.
He deserves custody. You're crazy.
Cool. i don't want to spend the rest of my life arguing with someone who looks like someone who ruined my life trying to explain why it's salad until after puberty just to make sure his beauty doesn't ruin his life.
Because all he eats is processed foods and plays video games and watches anime anyway so,
Really it's a perfect world, for him.
I was told he didn't love me
I tried to kill myself first (or did)
No, actually i tried to stay and split custody down the middle so nobody would have to pay child support.
It wouldn't be fair to either of us, right, but:
So here I am trying to explain how
I left my shit in a locked parked car in a parking lot
To push out a 5 minute shit
No, the car was still there.
The car was still there. Yeah.
Yeah, I was real lucky for that,
AH, shit. It was a rental, though, so I still owe someone a lot of money
So, here's the thing This:
BEING A DISGUSTING, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, COUGHING, DRINKING, SMOKING, PIECE OF
Oh, that's what it is. It's my ex's energy.
Doesn't even know what clean IS
so fucking fat he'll never see his penis EVER again
and anybody else who does
I just feel bad for her, honestly,
*gross pedophile wifebeater*
You can't just go around calling people pedophiles!
You can when everything they're obsessively sexually attracted to what looks like a kid
or sometimes IS a kid without him realizing that
is when they're openly watching porn and masturbating
Yes. that actually happened.
Well ,nobody will ever believe me, I guess because–
Because the first time he hit me,
I covered for him
But only I begged him to stay with US
a two year old, a one month old
the wife that was so paralized from depression
After learning that her husband
The only man she ever truly “loved”
So not only did I waste my time–
I'MJUSTGOINGTOKILLMYSELF.
–not the thing you want to hear as you're trying to stop the blood from pouring out of your face.
whatever . fuck this story.
And we're at the midsts of an
*Multiple **Environmental*Crises
Of another manipulated global disaster
Which has left most the population
Lazy and docile enough to not care
I don't care about your stuff;
And I didn't take anything from you
You gross, dirty, coughing ass, stinking pussy ass
I was just sick of beng reminded of this dumb sack of shit.
Hey, look, just so you're aware
Being in the system actually technically on paper strips you of some of your basic human rights and decencies.
Bought and Sold for the benefit of
I had finally been given an out;
An apartment, far away from the
I was being studied, provoked, recorded, questioned about a past I was only trying to forget and gulted over and over as if i had abandoned my child on purpose
And I'm really really sorry about this
But you're the most beautiful,
Person I've ever met in my life,
No. You're not; He's the girl.
Fuck it, just go be with ___ then.
Oh, amazing I love this one.
–doesn't matter these days, though
You ever have another kid pick your scab off for you–
Wayyyyy before it was ready?
Yo, i get this is like government, public housing or whatever
Why does she have to be “ignorant” can't she just be
Extremely ignorant, this particular one,
and so are most of the other ignorant black people who work in social services because white people
Because the kind of black people you meet in a new york city homeless shelter are
—no , i'm not actually THAT racist—
Lowest Common Denomonator
So i'm a low quality people.
Ok. I'm gonna go suck at Equinox for six hours.
Someone's always watching me.
And every time i make any money my ex husband gets to buy drugs and ciggarettes with it.
Literally doesn't answer phone for months.
Me: Thinking my child is dead because i can't get ahold of him, it's always winter in alaska and the roads are made of ice. Panic, fear, paralyzing depression
And when I finally DO get in touch;
I haen't heard from ***** at all but a little while ago some girl called me and was yelling at me accusing of cheating with him.
wait , this is a different story
NO, it really fucking ISN'T.
All my wages are garnshed to pay child support
I can't even TALK to my kid
I was only ever homeless in the first place because
This is where it happened:
*throws fake house plant*
Wow, that really sounds like in the mov–
HE'S NOT STOPPING, I GOTTA
*literally can't go anywhere, also being strangled*
so somewhere between punches 3 and 5
*FIVE PUNCHES TO THE FACE*
And I mean, he was winding his arm back and everything
Oh, it was weird how like my third roommate gave me almost the exact same injuries fighting over the thermostat.
Well, yeah, you're from Peru and I'm from
I ean technically really neither of us are built for this but hey–
America needs corporate slaves so,
Ay! Dios Mios. Ahora YO soy triste!
Anyway, they know you're like some kind of like–
I'm way, way bigger than any “fairies” i've seen
Idk. My brain backwards remembers her from that random McDonalds, though, when.
This hasn't happened in a really long time
Staying up all night in ableton,
Then only for the day to come
To write and think about how
I've just been so stressed
Because all the bodies in my simulation are
I actually liked that one.
By that time it was obvious that it was all an inside job;
Each “roomate” i had been paired with had been given a specific list of buttons to push,
Look, if I commit suicide and anyone cares at all,
there are thousands of recordings
“she struggled greatly with mental illness'
My 3rd grade teacher was a classic closet racist.
She's a huge, unmarried mormon white lady
Fat people can have normal lives!!
Not really. That's a lie.
no , you should be ashamed.
Because ive literally been tormented my
I've been tortured, taunted, and humiliated my entire life,
Made to feel lesser than,
And shamed repeatedly for not only my weight,
But my skin color– and that's a whole other thing.
Having a disability and being black are not the same thing.
It's not the same thing to “skinny shame” someone as it is to
Look, you're looking for equality, right?
Because ME is not equal to HER.
I've finally figured it out that
IT'S BAAAAD. But here, eat this:
She's a very bright girl, she jut has trouble focusing.
SHE SPELLED ‘LOSER' WRONG.
*white passing, bilingual 8 year old*
[Some spanish shit, honestly i don't know what she said because it blew my mind that she did not look, and yet was
Well, since even when I work full time and have two jobs I still can't afford an apartment, even if I DIDN'T have an eviction on my record,
I could still breastfeed, kind of
BENTLEY is a yorkshire terrier
BENTLEY *is a Teacup Yorkshire Terrier
What about this other thing?
I don't care what color you are
-NOBODY wants to hear your phone conversations
NOBODY wants to wake up to the sund of your voice every day
(especially after the things you've said and done to them)
Wants to pick up your trash.
I'd have killed myself already bcause
Well. This Fucking Sucks. I quit.
YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
YOU LEFT YOUR FAMILY TO TRY TO BE A ROCKSTAR.
Actually, my family abandoned me and left me homeless when I started
Eating an all-organic (at first, raw foods) whole foods diet.
This is salad, no dressing.
Seriously my diet has been the most depressing thing about me ever since i've been maintaining my body.
See. You can quit heroin.
You don't NEED it to survive,
Unless you're Scribbly Pibbles
You know what? It's not funny anymore
When your friends go out for ice cream
OK, I guess i'll just starve, then.
I guess we could insert the scene with Raven Symone here then?
I don't think we're gonna find it
[Dillon Francis is a very white man]
I don't think it's safe to put any Disney or NBC shit in here cause it's like, you know
I don't give a fuck about your shit
And i've been brushing up on all my
Do you think he actually controls demons,
or it's just the government is controlled by the white supremacists
And you're being set up to fail
It's like a roller coaster
Look, I actually can't write right now,
I also just quit smoking weed. again
Literally everyone around me for the last
Who fucking knows how long but–
Every single body around me starts
This whole world just smells like poison
Why are you trying to sterilize me.
ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE LEFT ALONE
Get away from me you creepy ass nigga
Out of sight, out of mind.
You know, I was almost, almost
So after being tortured by the US government about being SUPACREE
Bruh, I'm telling you to quit provoking me.
You're everything that's wrong with the world.
so i tried to change that
The me that everyone loved.
Whatever she had to make her look like that
No, we don't have water. You'll have to drink it out of the sink.
*dirty, disgusting homeless shelter bathroom sink*
Because the homeless system in itself is like a
big , bleeding, gaping wound of
WHY ARE WE GIVING NON-CITIZENS SO MUCH MONEY?!
It goes back into OUR econ
INT. THE NIKE STORE. DAY.
Trying to get a job as a DJ:
They're not gonna follow me,
Because I wear clothes in my photos
Cause little white girls make more than black girls in porn because we're so
Ok, look, just because i called you “ugly”
Only the fat ugly ones like me when i'm fat.
Ugly doesn't negate lack of beauty
What happened to Skrillex?
He died, i think, er like
*instantly disappears into a dimension so high I could never even think to*
I'm not lonely, i'm sick of being punished for being born.
You're not being punished! That's in your MIND!
PATHOLOGICAL LIAR MOTHER/
PEDOPHILE WIFE BEATER EX HUSBAND
THATSALL IN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDDDDD
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
CAuse they have the same problems.
We're all the same person except for
Skrillex, The US Government,
Whatever those to things are
Those guys over these
Wtf. I thought everything is everything.
I'm just gonna make music
Doesn't really make me enough money
I'm sick of working for corporations that only see dollar signs
My employee number is my name
My coworkers are all weird, and dumb
and I work harder than everybody else
But for some reason when I match the pace of my peers
You have to go with the flow of traffic.
NOTHING ON YOUR PLATE HAS EVER SEEN SUNLIGHT.
The animal you're eating is a herbivore
YES, PLEASE ADD MORE DEPRESSION.
Also we're infiltrating with the humanoid robot genetically modified satellite controlled robot people.
I don't hate you guys,but this is weird and kinda shocking.
Wtf are they doing with the asians
Nobody hates you, we just ant to know why
Hey, we've been on this continent awhile it's getting kind of crowded.
*hating all the colors but needing diversity to keep the corporate slaves from rioting*
lol . they won't riot. they're all drunk or medicated
Well, that's okay, because it's okay to not be okay
IT'S OKAY! IT'S OK! INSURANCE!
Cause we need you to not be okay
So i can be extremely ok.
Alright, I gotta tie this up.
TIE THIS UP!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
I put all your shit in the trash.
Got no baby momma, but my
Fire's lighting up an oven
God, I love these cumsluts.
[( Jimmy Fallon cannot participate in this project. )]
If i'm the mom in that one
Stumble upon this podcast on
verses make more sense than
(and i mean anything and everything
Inside this simulation since
–but the conundrum comin up under
A microscope such as this:
My husband's a public figure
And this girl keeps saying *nigger*
Like the problems in the world aren't getting bigger
–so this ring around my finger,
Shall protect us from this singer,
I hope my son never reads this…
The Executive Decision has been made!
Abandoned her own baby for fame;
The Fame Game was made to be played by
[The Wealthy and Super Elite]
Oh, you're not ugly cause you're black, just–
*scratches humungous crotchel*
So is this like a PSA on mental illness?
I've been inside my mind,
I have no one to confide to cause
Okay: So every one with blue eyes has given me this sort of pain, specifically
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
My third grade teacher is just
WAITING for me to fuck up
One time, she gave a soda to every person on my row
And didn't say shit; didn't explain anything, just.
lol nobody's saying shit in here but apparently that mental scar stayed buried until today,
While i'm just sitting here trying to explain why,
Something i've always found so pretty
I don't hate white women.
All of my best friends (almost)
*she doesn't know what she wants*
blue eyed people are aware that their eyes are a mutation/adaptation specifically meant to aide in survival by reflecting light.
So it's not like, they're evil for it
White supremacy getting ahead entirely, so much so that the reigning world power has lost touch with reality so much that it's 8 billion inhabitants are literally dying inside out of anxiety
because we've built a dystopian society where it makes more sense to poison yourself repeatedly than to actually be a human and evolve
–Evolution is a group effort.
The celebrities are up here in sodom and gamora or whatever and half of the politicians are in there with them, but the truth is that while the rest of us fight over something that's technically only been programmed to exist
(there's enough food in the world, guys.)
–MAYBE NOT ENOUGH WATER THOUGH.
That's why you're trying to make me CRY?
BUT WHERE DO THE TEARS COMEFROM.
Nowhere you can see or ever reach because
DEMONS AREN'T REAL. YOU'RE CRAZY.
Wtfever I was raised in the united states of america where GOD is implicated on all of our currency as if it's no curse of blasphemy within itself– blasphemy which WE made up just to control people because
well , apparently all the people
the big ones, the little ones,
The fat one e the short ones, the girls and the boys
–are still going to keep making more peopl e
Somethings will never change.
My ex husband may not actually be satan himself;
You know, cause satan can't stay in one place
Are we seriously going to sit here and pretend like nobody has ever read a history book in their life
Amost entirely with the purpose
Living beneath some of those who have
the grief of homelessness
Which one do you want to eat?
Neither, honestly, I'd just-
Oh My God! My God! He's Alive!
Wtf is Jimmy Fallon doing in a coma.
IDK cause who the fuck just beat the shit out of JImmy Falon?
I'm assuming it's not his
Oh, I get it. They're trying to see if i' P m violent.
____________________- BEING _______
Like, it doesn't have to be special or anything, i just–
Unless you're into that, or something. I don't know!
[Apparently, or obviously, cause, I'm honestly getting this play by play, here, finishihg writing story in a stream of consciousness–]
Oh! That's MY coma! Nice!
[--like in real time–or, like,
was, before I got distracted thinking about
Shit, I got so much stuff I gotta do.
[INSERT CELEBRITY APPEARANCE HERE]
Well, perhaps this is one of them.
How did that happen so fast it's only been like
Well, how long's it been?
I don't know, now well, where'd she go.
The kit is stronger than you, Jimmathin.
How else am i supposed to explain
[Young Gods] Wrking title
Didn't they aready do this–
Yes, but I wrote it first.
YOU DON'T WANNA BLACK BOY
….okay, but I only have one dollar.
JAMES FALLON is a simple man.
I don't know, but who names their kid
This is a lot of stories, okay, but mainly how somehow I got
Whait, where's Dillon Francis?!
Wait so like, DIllon and CC are like
ok , that was also, like, first season
YOu're right, Justin, this is getting Meta.
I'm not Hustin, I'm Rick.
IT'S ME. i'M BACK. i”M THE REAL RICK SANCHEZ.
You forgot about me, didnt you?
That's why everyone is assimilated.
Damn, you're really good a dissociating?
Would you rather I not be?
Homeless shelter: The Reject Pile, The literally runoff of the
The broken, forgotten women that.
Woah, her whole face was FUCKED UP.
Whatever. If you don't have kids, run!
Fuck it, if you have kids, run
just run at night and do it
Wait, isn't it just as bad the other way around?
What? Huh *still fucked up*
I mean, I wanna get FUCKED UP.
I would get high on anything else but life right now
It's true! We tried like three times already.
This can never lead back to us
Did they give you a script!?
Brings up random story from childhood even i forgot about.
So you want me to drink water out of this
Actually, the toilet might have been cleaner if she wasn't such a
By the way the toilet smelled when she used it
*sniffs* ok. This is everybody.
This is a lot of everybody.
Look, like i said, it's not racism that diversity is getting more important than just hiring 7 white people and 1 or two of the rest of us for coloration and entertainment
Sadistic white supremacists love watching
Everybody else kill each other over
Things they already have.
Oh shit, it's the guys from Equinox.
(it is, in fact, those guys)
Wait. did i never finish my story about
so what was the whole thing about
Bruh whatever the whole earth is a body and what “our”*coughs* species has done to it is pretty much the most shameful thing literally ever because we're mostly all racists kind of in one way or another or have judgements and intolerances – but
Why are we treating Anxiety as a mental illsness?
*stomach blowing bubbles of acid before its even audible in my ears*
Scary, evil coughing thing that's following me is just
PLEASE, OH GOD, OH MERCIFUL GOD IN HEAVEN.
What? God's not in heaven right now!!!
SHE'S NOT?! WELL, WHERE IS SHE?
GONE WHERE , GOD CAN'T be GONE. GOD IS GOD.
….ok, this is getting strange.
Well, when does Jesus get here, then.
Do you even read what you post sometimes?
No, I mostly just write it then forget it exists
Yes. So by the time you're reading this.
Oh shit, this show's still on.
This shit gets craaaaazzy.
Yo dude, I had one roommate that might have been
whatever, you had to have heard my podcast if you know anything about
You want me to kill myself?
Why are YOU not fuckked up on that couch somewhere, or like, dead?!
This is a homeless shelter!
Everyone here has been hurt–
Damn, so like, you pay child support and everything–
But you don't even get to see your kid?
And when you do it's on his terms,
as the bi-racial half of a bi-racial relationship,
It must have been you that fucked up
And no matter what you do is wrong
You have mental problems.
But my pussy clean. *shrugs*
Maybe I should be meditating
Because, dude, we have like one scene together, and i'm terrified of you.
no , no, shaquille o'neal
wait , what's your name again
Why does he sound so dumb?
NO, but I also can't afford another celebrity appearance unless,
[PASQUALE ROTELLA is on the beach.]
You just said ***** 147 times.
(lmfao why does he have that like mirror thing white people in the
Lmfao you're trying to fry yourself a sunburn tan with a giant mirror.
No, i'm *** staring in mirror intently***
Wow, your eyes are really pretty
[DILLON FRANCIS is about to DIE.]
[But his eys are really pretty]
Wait, Dillon Francis is having a baby?!
Hahahahaha42055555555555fucku.
Whatthefuckishappeningritenow.
JUST BEAT IT, MICHAEL JACKSON.
The silhouette of SUPACREE bedazzles as she dances
Broh you have all these rich people mad deep in their feelings.
It would be great if they were mad deep in their pockets for [The Festival Project™]
Why would anybody do that,
That's impossible, because I'm living in a homeless shelter.
Which is where you deserve to be.
Everything you've ever done.
HOLD ON JIMMY, DON'T LET GO
This kite just might be stronger than you, Jimmy Fallon.
(Ive often wondered, not worth knowing, though, cause what's about to happen is)
Nnnnnnssssssnsnsnsnsnsnfnffn
Poor Little Jimmy Fallon…
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUDNDNDFFFFFFFF
I AM DEFINITELY STRONGER THAN THIS KITE.
Wouldn't it be it's “the wind” “the wind is stronger than me”
And if you break fourth wall,
When we're live, or just– ever again,
WHAT. could be jimmy fal0n sure.
Namesake police talkin bout:
If we can put ot AI Michael Jackson,
God rest his soul, which reminds me,
After this scene, put the one with
SSFFFLLAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You can DOWN when the BASS is ALSO THERE.
Put me down! I'm a grown ass woman!
I know: I'm married to one.
I know, i know. the entire world cringes about it, however, congratulations on your happy
WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP?!
(When will the bass drop?)
OH. That's why that island is lonely.
JANET JACKSON bursts through the panoramic window.
You are not Dillon Francis
You know, just in case she didn't want to commit, but you know
Janet Jackson was one of the first ones to approach me to show interest about this project.
(t's not tho, i'm bein 100% honest and truthful bout everything, so .)
You can tell the truth, but at least be funny.
Isn't it weird how the word almost only offends white people now cause
Cause we're all capitalists.
People that believe in money.
We don't need you here. We need people to hit the workforce, buy things, and never complain unless it end in
Ok, fine, so like I just was saying.
WHEVER HE IS! I DON'T KNOW!
[I'm getting really tired so i'm not going to describe in full brutal detail how Janet Jackson is whooping–
Is whooping this other character's ass right now.
Yeah, You're Whoopi Goldberg!
But you're als Janet Jackson!
Look, I didn't know you were a channel, alright
CUT SCENES FROM A VERY BRUTAL BATTLE
NNNNOOO____YuuuurrrrJANETJACKSON
Seriously?! You picked that song for this montage?!
THIS FUCKING BATTLE—YAGH–
Remember those people in the jungle that don't know their in a jungle
WHATEVER, I'M NOT DONG THIS PROJECT.
IT'S TOO LATE, YOU'RE IN.
But i'm gonna make you forget about it
For like a really long time
Until you forget who I am at all.
And i WILL. AND WHEN I DO
I AM NOT DOING THIS PROJECT
I am SO not-famous I have almost been
AND YOU WILL NOT KNOW ME.
kite.___________________________________________________FL|| IIII IIIII YYYYY AAA |||||||
NOW SING ABC by THE JACKSON 5!
Damn, Janet Jackson still got it.
Even in the wrong body, now look.
If I'm not Michael Jackson
lol she's not gonna do this movie.
She might. she's friendly.
Do you think we're at a feature yet?
Why, how oong's a feature?!
I know its hard to face the facts–
Or anything at all, because, you know
“I'm going to start eating right–
and nobody's judging you at all, actually because.
You needed adderall. Youe entire life and never got it.
Maybe that's not why. Maybe when
Look, my mom wasn't going to take me to a doctor for focus issues,
I would cry and cry when my dad would leave.
It's probably for the best that I stay away,
I would like that because I just can't seem to.
CAPITALIZE. CAPITALIZE OFF THIS PROJECT!
Look, you can't just BE a DJ: You can, but you're gonna need like, 3 other jobs, and some hustles and shit, cause everybody else.
Because, dumbass , you're not Skrillex;
[TINA FEY Is a whatever. ]
By the way, nothing's making me “do this”
It's called “automatic writing”, it's some kind of extraterrestrial psychic shit,
My pain unlocked all my colors, and well.
____________________________________________________________________KE$HA
Wait, How long's a feature?
OOOOOOIOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE.
30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA, MANHATTAN, NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK.
So dumb the state has the same name as the city
Bro could you imagine being like a comedian or like an actor during the like
I swear I'm about to stop
wait , i think i feel a song coming on
Or draw slung crosses on awkward
Then it all starts picking up
When i turn on my pic or sing,
Motorcycle wants to eat me from the inside out
Cause the man who rides it
Got nothing on to watch on his instagram stories
And he's so far from a microphone
Cause i started to talk, then
all i got a words, really
The old stuff I made on my long journey
Sometimes from Sunday to Monday
And monday would have come and then gone,
Only a sauna, at my job
Well, one of them
The other's across town and,
I might just make it in time
I spent my first check on a bike
(my mom lives across town, but she don't even know i'm
THE BLACKEST THING i'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
That's a person, not a thing.
No, you made yourself a thing
THEY. made you a thing. To THEM. but when they walk away–
It's the prettiest day New York City has Ever seen
Oh shit, this is fucking IT.
GOOD. CAUSE I'VE. HAD IT.
Wait, Greenday is in this?!
WHY YES, I AM A WHAT THE FCK.
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OH YOU WILL SEE THESE CREDITS.
these are insanely creative credits.
Wait have you ever actually met Tina Fey
Oh yeah, that bitch is crazy.
CAPTAIN HOFFS is being haunted by her best friend's from back in the day; they are ghosts. She is the last surviving
Look, what character am I supposed to be.
what would you call this?
I don't know. I think that's for you to decide
No, dude, the whole point of the festival project is sometimes—
Hm. I wonder where he went.
FINALLy, the BEYONCÉ PART
HAVENT YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?
BEEEEEYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Beyonce, being Skrillex*
Ohhhhhhhh, that's how she got the accent over theeeeeeeeeeeeee
—————eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeé
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