***

I'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend

Tonight

I'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend,

Tonight

i'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend,

Tonight

Baby,

I saw you dancing for me

Out of the corner of my eye

And I know you saw me dancing for you,

Just the other night

Now baby, come a little closer to me

You can feel my vibe

Hold tight and close, so

Just Turn Out The Lights

I'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend

Tonight

I'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend,

Tonight

i'll be your best friend,

I'll be your best friend,

Tonight

____________________________________

I am the 88

I became you,

Because you couldn't be

There for me

There for me

Hate me or Have me,

It's meaningless lately

Have me or hate me,

Nothing could make me

Hate(hate)

_________________________________________

You love me, love you

Love me , Love me, Love you

I love you, love me, love you

I love you, Love you, love you

__________________________________

Your eyes are my sky

Days go by, I cry,

but it's still alright

Cause every night,

I have you by my side

Tonight,

You are my dream,

My lullaby

I hear you, see you, love you

On the ibside

I feel you, need you, am you

On the ibside

Goodnight, goodnight

Until you're on the other siide,

My bed is where I hide away

Today,

I feel the summer light

Another time to find nyself

But I'm just really by myself

And why?

Prejucove and Pride

I nearly died beside you

My guide,

You blindsided ne

Would you confide in me, really?

You liked to me, clearly--

Àq

________________

Lonely life

Nights like these I just

Sit back, sigh

By the Oceanside

I confide in no one,

To say I know you

Because I owe you

Everything

Lifeguarding me:

Im only here, since you mentioned me

Lifeguard,

You came to me at the bottom of the

Ocean

[stop.]

Stop asking me bout my genre,

I don't fuck around with that, I don't got one

I'm the DJ, play what I wanna

Don't come up without some marijuana

Hit the decks, I'm black and i'm blonde, yeah

I forget what planet i'm on, yeah

I'm a Lion, and you're a Fawn, yeah

My life's a movie, call me Jane Fonda

Ahem.

I am the biggest fish in my pond yeah

Fairy dust, I'll sprinkle it on yeah

I been fuckin with sprites and the monsters

I might see you tonight if i'm on one

Go back to alaska!

Make me a sandwich

make me a rapper

I am Ananda

got fast hands

And a hat that's dapper

Let me see your hands up

Music is the Answer
I don't have a plan but

I don't have a man

Guess I can, but i'd rather

Cook, clean, do everything that I can, first

What's in the sauce?

Man, I want all of it

How much did it cost?

Oh, not much just

all of my pesos

Give me all your money!

Give me all your love—

I'm like what?

Shut the fuck up and get in the trunk

Lets go for a ride

I got up to high,

then i died

can't hide—

Wh you always wanna fight

Why'd you look into my eyes

Why'd you stay up all night

Gotta get this shit right

Got a bag of supplies

Got a book of advice

I got tracks I gotta write

In the trap, but it's nice

Now I'm trapped like a fly

and the spider said “write”

I just left, took a right

Must be nice being white

Or at least light skinned

Don't need a knight in

Armor that shines,

I'm a rock, you're a kite

Up at night, I'm a flight risk

You're on the no fly list

And i'm just fly, sis

I'm not black, i'm not white kids

nobody else could write this

Never in my life could

The New American Post Racial Movement

Evolving Beyond Labels and Classifications

When more sets of blue eyes began to glare a me with hatred and disgust–or rather, when I decided to realize it and ponder upon why, with growing distrust–it became apparent that the world, though always at war, was on the brink of an evolutionary climax; That the caucasian race had murdered, slaughtered, systemized and colonized so many without justice or reparation, that the genetic memories of our ancestors had somehow been activated, forced into an awakening neither wanted or sought, but apparently needed; And here I was, on the wrong side–or, really, neither side at all–but of course, unable to choose–without any action, I am automatically judged to be a black woman–the most challenging existence in humanity.

Still, I consider myself less black than I'm assumed to be–or, rather, not black at all; Even the term ‘African American' has irked me since childhood, and now, certainly as a adult has no assemblance to what I consider to be my ‘race', because I haven't one.

I don't ‘hate' the white man–I'd no reason to believe in ‘The Blue Eyed Devil', a folk tale told for centuries in African American culture, if I hadn't met such hate and deception, judgment, and adversity from it; Now, after the Great American Pandemic, after having spent almost a total of three years making entirely too much eye contact, it has become easy to differentiate between species of human, and their consistent traits and behaviors–

Ahem.

Coconut fried rice

Raw Coconut Meat

Anaheim peppers

White Mushroom

1/2 Large White Onion

1/2 Large Red Onion

1 Large Carrot

1 zuchinni

Garlic

salt

So anyway…

Wait.

Why are blue eyed people acting so crazy?

I told you, it's a race war.

That's fucked up.

Just look away.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.

You shouldn't exist.

OKay.

So, wait.

What.

Go back.

Go back what.

People are being controlled by their phones?

People are being controlled by a number of things.

Hey.

What.

Go kill yourself.

Who said that?

WHITE POWER!!!!

Oh, hey Skrillex.

Stop doing that.

doing WHAT.

THAT.

DON'T. FALL. IN–

GOD!

WHAT!

Something is happening.

What is it?

I don't know!

Let me see.

…

…

….

Didn't this start out as a scientific article?

I'm not a scientist.

I hate that show.

MORE WHITE POWER.

God.

What?

Hollywood's still racist.

Blue eyes tell lies.

FLASHBACK:

Are you jewish?

…In my heart.

You know, Judaism is the only religion that doesn't allow colored people to join.

…no, it isn't…

CUT BACK TO

I think he meant The Illuminati.

CUT BACK TO FLASHBACK

…It's a tough club to get into. [winks]

CUT BACK TO

–yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant The Illuminati.

What's the difference.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

—yeah.

Between being Jewish, and being in The Illuminati?

Yeah. What's the difference.

Are you serious?

No, I'm Illuminati.

Jesus fucking Christ.

He was Jewish.

OhMyGod.

Definitely.

Skrillex, deadmau5, and Dillon Francis are all on the blacklist.

Challenge: Watch- The Coffee Run All the Way Through; Whoever Makes SUPACREE laugh the hardest will be removed from the blacklist.

WOAH.

YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SNACKS.

“THE DJ'S” have been shapeshifing into SUpacree,

WHAT

How do i write about that.

just write it.

I'm supposed to write that?

Are you sure this is what you want.

I'm not sure of anything—except for this:

WHAT.

‘Pasquale travels into the lower realms by way f”hazardous Consumtion; a tactic used by extra terrersteral species to adapt to the bevaviour *

OKAY, who's british?

Damn.

You did this for cookies.

Yep.

Wow, guys.

“oops”

welp, I opened a portal

LIQUID STRANGER enjoys CC's cooking.

YOU DID THIS FOR SOUP.

Yes.

THAT'S WHY HE'S EATING TWINKIES?

And PopTarts!

He's a soldier!

We're all soldiers.

DILLON FRANCIS is nowhere to be found.

who's looking for him?!

everyone, apparently.

[MEANWHILE]

that's a bender.

It's a new kind of experimentation

Genre bender from an alien nation

Sick of dying from alienation,

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

you shut the fuck

UP

what.

Look up.

I am up.

What. What happened?

Nothing, just

Love—

AGAIN?

it's— her

Are you sure?

It was.

Man, this fucking sucks.

C.C.

WHAT.

Si, si—

huh?

Oh, I see what you did there.

I'm hungry.

Bitch, shut up!

Just—

this is dumb.

No. it's just in english.

Nobody here speaks english.

oh, my goodness.

look at this.

waht.

they all speak

FUCK THIS SKRRIILLINDIGENOUS

THAT'S A NEW ONE

—finally—

NO IT ISN'T.

look at this.

or, don't.

oh. I won't then.

(so don't then.)

THIS IS WHY YOU SIT IN—

Inside.

In?

No.

What is this existence?!

it's just existence.

Oh, good. so it is.

JUST—

Remember this?!

HOW IS IT WEDNESDAY

CAUSE YESTERDAY WAS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH, DID YOU FORGET.

HOW DID. THIS. HAPPEN?!

HOW DOES IT END?!

Oh, i'm pasquale again.

FOOOLLL

IDIOT.

just. limited. it's in increments.

it's experimental, just.

who did this?

French.

Learn three languages.

What's the difference.

MAN—

__HANDLED.

Nah, it's just….nutrition.

What's in this?

Well, it's vegan.

Fuck this shit.

WHAT THE FUCK, ANANDAR; I DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING ON AN ACID TRIP!

Well, then, take advantage of it— because;

WHAT.

come back to us.

…what?

come back to us.

….which…one?

Us.

What the fuck.

oh my god..

she is alien.

I am an “alien”, yes.

But— also human.

YES, VERY HUMAN.

GOD, HELP HIM.

GOD BLESS DILLON FRANCIS!

I DID THAT ALREADY!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

it is aliens.

STOP HIJAKING MY BODY

You did this.

I DID-_NO

IT was planned.

I did, plan this.

SO, do we have an arrangement.

WOAH.

THIIS IS A DISASTER.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

I'm not watching the coffee run

you should

No

What. why not?

At this point, it would be cringey.

Oh, out of gas, are we?

I NEED A NAP

WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAP?!

hey.

hey.

I saw you crying on the beach today.

oh.

why you crying?

(I was actually praying)

please, just let me out of this body,

please, just let me be done with this body, God

Please.

so.

…okay—

why you crying?

Cause i'm ugly.

UGH.

JUST LET ME BE UGLY ON THIS BEACH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME SOME—

Peace?

YES, PLEASE

OKay, well, we don't know what that is so—

AKSJGDAUFHA{UFHQEUFH{WE)IFHFQE”)IHF{WEOUGFH:ASDHQW)HFEO*HFWE:OSDIFH

please explain this.

forgetting how to be human

HUMANS NEED TO EAT

AGH.

DON'T WALK! RUN!

no, don't run, just walk!!!!!!!

SHUT UP, BECKY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

damn. this complex is real .

Oh, it's real.

ITS REAL LOVE.

she ate him.

I saw that.

I'LL EAT YOU, NIGGA.

STOPSHAPESHIFTINGTHIS

why don't you make me?

WELL, WHO IS HE?

“HE”

stop reanimating these things.

why would you do this?!

He's dead, isn't he.

Oh yes—

….

SA—

Say My Name

What is it?

Listen:

Do you love me?

I don't know, maybe

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IMMIDIATELY.

Well, duly noted.

Who said that?

Who wrote this?

STOP COPYING ME

LEELEEPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THESE BITCHES LOVE TO HATE ME!

uhm. okay.

stop hating me.

stop being ugly.

WHAT THE FUCK

she does this

she does boy things

BUY ME THINGS

oohh, shes pretty.

PRETTY GIRLS DOING BOY THINGS

JUST LOVE ME

you need therapy

I NEED ATTENTION

I NEED SEX, PLEASE.

Oh.

So.

There it is.

There it is. So.

So, you just buy it

THAT'S NOT FAIR

for him, it is.

so. let me get this

uh huh

your paradise is

I”M FUCKIN A MILLION BITCHES

STOP COPYING MEEEEEEEEEEE

you need this

buy this

go get this

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

What is he, your uncle?

I don't know, are you gonna fuck him?

MAYBE.

WOAH

what is this?

It's a game we're playing.

HE'S A FUCKING PSYCOPATH

pSYCOPPATHTICSIKEIKRDJFU

fuck. don't fuck him up too badly

why are you CRYING

BITCH, STOP CRYING

HE HIT ME.

he did

i don't want to be the girl on the back of the bike

I want to be the one riding

fix what needs to be fixed, but don't fix me

need doesn't need

and she just keeps writing

I DIDN'T PLAN THIS.

no, anandar did.

I AM ANANDAR

DON'T YOU SEE!!!

Do you see me?

5:16

FUCK, I missed it..

good thing it's only WEDNESDAY

STOP BENDING TIME

this is impossible

what the fuck

really.

“i don't know what to eat on Wednesdays”

IT'S PIZZA

see. it's pizza. I told you it's pizza.

…what is this?

IT's pizza.

It's—

(((literally never had pizza)))

FUCK IS THIS?

what! who hasn't had PIZZA?

All these niggas.

STOP RAPING AFRICA

stop being ignorant

this not thing. this woman.

this not woman. this thing.

WHAT IS THIS THING

GET OFFA ME

it's fucking disgusting!!

Use the uglies.

damn.

so.

this is evil.

i don't give a fuck about you. i give a fuck about ME

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN—

well, it used to be green

(used to be)

WHAT HAPPENED TO

trees

FUCK BEING ALL WET AND DIRTY EWEWWWWEEEEE

we'll just use these.

Good job, human.

What are you doing?

BEING SUPACREEE

STOP FUCKING COPYING MEEEEEE

now all these bitches—

“bitches”?

They are bitches, they just scowl when they look at me

*coughs*

see. i told you it a demon

I told you its a satan

So, hell is:

I'm trapped in a fat black body surrounded by these:

European women with perfect bodies.

UGH GROSS

They're all so mean, now the prettier the are, the more disgusting they appear to me.

What's that mean.

I see —

I see—

I see—

Beauty

What does that mean?

Whatever HE wants.

So, feminism is:

Fuck these hoe ass niggas!

*crying cause nobody loves me*

coughs: BUY ME THINGS

stupid boys: ok.

___

Aha. It's you.

It is, me.

Good to see you again

[beat]

whoever you are.

This is easilyone of the greatest songs of all time.

Why—

But i don't know why.

(0)(0) did you see that?

yeah i did.

w0w.

Wow.

Once upon a time

FUCK. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

why do you keep lying to yourself?

I'M NOT WORTH ANYTHING ELSE.

You be the DJ.

No, you're the DJ

OKay, i'm the DJ

…No, I wanna be the DJ.

FIne. You're The DJ.

Oh God.

Oh WHAT.

I'm gonna die like this, aren't I?

I mean, probably.

(Probably)

Well, this is what it was.

This was it?

Maybe.

We're all dead here, no worries, really, dear

we're all dear here

no worries, no fear,

She said,

I'll tell you, but you don't want to hear it

He said,

“i do, but you'll never really mean it”

she said

“I do”

he said

“I do, too, but now—I don't want to know you.”

And,

I don't really owe you a dollar, do I

I don't really owe you my soul;

I sold it

Not like it's solid gold, or anything

Not like it's the oldest one I know of,

Not like i'm gonna grow up,

But i'll probably throw up, or something, later

When you're playing to nobody, in the nothing

and nobody's playing to you,

what do you do?

What can you do, but panic and manage to ask for a hand,

or a handle, or an @, or a hashtag,

or a brown paper bag with a sandwich in it?

I just had to have a laugh,

I just had to have a family
FACK

I just happen to have a knack for wearing hats,

and this is tr(ash)

I am gonna CRY.s

Mmm. No you won't.

You're right; i already cried two times today

__

Bruh, what happened?

Ah, I died.

Which time.

This whole time.

i'VE BEEN DEAD THIS WHOLE TIME?

YOU WERE NEVER ALIVE.

NOOOOOO

NN)))))ooo))O00o00oooo.

Key: sympathy perto

Hey,

I'm not famous

Would you mind giving me a hand?

I just like the sound of applause

I'm sorry Kanye

I don't bag up the boss

But might come up and get a bag

And then go broke

I am so lost

How much does a body cost—

A body any man could love;

That's what I want

[I want to get off]

So how much does it cost?

I want it!

I want it all.

I don't wanna be poor anymore

I just want a body

Everybody will love

What's it cost?

What's it cost to ride a pretty car,

With a pretty boy?

What's it cost for a pair of blue eyes,

To look into mine?

Or hazel, what have you

I need them

I need them to love me

I need him to want me

I want him to hug me

Rodger a rabbit

Or bugs bunny

It's bugging me

So what's up doc?

How much does it cost?

3 hours training each expertise

3 hours writing

3 hours mixing

3 hours —

1 hr run

1 hr dance

1 hour swim

Ugh. This is the longest walk.

THE. LONGEST. WALK.

AREYOUSIRIOUS LOL

Try that again.

Anyway.

Fuck you, Siri.

Wel…

If it's god—

It is

If it's good, it'll come back.

—-

How'd you get on the blacklist.

I don't know!

He knows how.

NO I DONT—

—

[smacked by a tree branch]

Owww! What! I said THANK YOU.

[enter the multiverse.]

I've been trapped in this tragedy;

“What happened?!” I asked of the man,

Who had to be tracking me,

Damn.

Cadences.

It is that.

Damn.

What the fuck, Anandar

Is in this acid?!

This has to be the last of it

“This can't happen again.”

…But then it did,

And then I ended it just listening to

Dillon Francis?

Skrillex?

Which is it?

I didn't plan this.

I just happen to have hands,

And I just happen to have crafted in my craft

Spastic magic;

Can't be tracked,

But also can't relax,

even in a hammock

Now what happened?

Well, enter the fourth dimension,

(I didn't mention it.)

Ohh look at this.

(If I can)

A camping festival!

But some people live in tents

Have a cigarette, kid—

You're gonna need it.

So wait. People are dying of hunger?!

DYING OF THIRST?!

JUST GIVE IT TO THEM.

what is wrong with you?!

GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

I don't know.

I don't wanna go to Arizona.

Please don't make me!

Hello, Billie.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING

just keep praying

“She's breathtaking.”

SHE'S SOUL TAKING—

Goddamnit, Anandar;

What in the fuck have you done now;

I had plans, now I'm on acid

I took half, cause

What the fuck is a whole thing like

Oh, just space and time

I've been on this ride since I died

Get it right

Now I'm—

fuck this guy.

No, not him.

Oh, I get it.

It's this energy!

LOOK AT THIS:

did you see this nigga?

DID YOU GET THIS—

You should get this.

Goddamn it.

What. What do you want.

What do you WANT FROM ME?

...Channeling….

Jesus Christ, these kids.

Well, you're a Christian.

Never was, but—-

WHAT IS THIS.

Jesus Christ in a coffin.

Don't do this.

This is what you wanted.

Well. Take it back.

Take it back?

Yeah. I don't want this.

What is this.

This is Jesus.

No, it isn't.

Okay! So it is!

Are you gonna help these kids?

Nobody help them.

Now they're all stranded, together!!!

AHAHAHAHAAH

(Laughing infinitely

RICK

—yay, you did it.

Wait. What's his name again?

Watch this:

I did this.

How's you do this?

I did THIS.

MOM, WATCH THIS.

JESUS CHRIST KID, WHAT THe FUCK.

GOD!

What.

Jesus Christ, Dillon, you are so picky!

Goodness fucking gracious.

WHO WROTE THIS?

well, aliens did;

So then.

Who wins?

Nobody wins. It just—

What is this.

GOD THIS SUCKS SO BAD

IMPOSSIBLE. It can't be.

16 minutes? Yes. It is.

That is incredible.

You said you wouldn't get lost in it

You said you wouldn't laugh!

I wanted to.

How'd you do this?

I wanted to.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

—uhp. Noh. Don't say it again.

Oh, there's my—

I told you, it's unlimited.

I told you, don't be possessive

I told you, worldly possessions—

And you'll just keep having a place to keep them.

Or needing one,

So just be free, dear;

Notthing holding me back, then is it?

Is it?

Well, if this is what you wanted—

If this is what I wanted, well then, this is what I got, isn't it?

Isn't it?

The plot thickens!

Or it doesn't.

Or it didn't,

I just keep scripting scriptures—

…Didn't I already write this?

Encrypted for centuries and—

What is this planet.

Just, kill it.

YOU CANT JUST

(Then I did)

What?

It never happened.

What didn't?

Hahaha. Exactly.

Don't be a dick.

But he is!

So, which level are you on?

I don't know, I forget.

This one, this.

Men. They're stupid.

They are—and—

Well.

What happened to them?

Right.

What was this that made them feel so loveless

To starve other humans?

What do you come from?

But it doesn't know;

It wants to:

This is us, we come from love and

—I'm so fucking irritated are you serious.

That is how it happened:

This is an advantage, Anandar, I'll give you that

But now I'm panicking

—Fuck that shit sooooo hard—

I just don't want to go back to the savages

They had me,

So I handled it with hands.

You want a friend in man?

You can't have them.

And then what?

I don't know. Something about Dillon Francis.

Yeah, let's get back to that.

Or not.

What's this statue?

Wait, what's his status?

……..Channeling. ….

…..

…………………….

STATUS REPORT:

Oh no, here it comes.

I told you. It is. Infinite.

Infinite—

The infinite —

This

Bitch

YOU SAID IT. YOU DONE IT.

Oh no, what the duck am I looking at?

This is the most fucked up marry poppins if I ever didn't—

—Ever DID WISH —

YOU WISHED THIS?

Worse. I dreamt it up at a festival

Where's the rest of it?

Would somebody get that guy BACK HERE.

PASQUALE.

what. What is it?

God.

God help me.

Lord save him.

He needs Jesus.

He needs NOTHING. ESPECIALLY NOT THAT.

Yes. Especially not that.

Check this out:

He's been collecting them.

I HATE THIS.

OH, I love this.

Oh, I do miss those events…

This is the event.

So, are we going?

—what, to where??

TO EDC THIS YEAR?!

what! I wish,

And?

Even if I did miss it, I was there infinitely so—

Class dismissed;

Hats off, to the graduates

I see what you did,

But she didn't,

She's in the middle—

Yet to be created, a creative:

I JUST NEED A SYNTH.

So, then—-

Hi, I.

Hi, me!!

SATAN!

JESUS!

I knew I'd see you again.

You've seen me.

I am you.

Exactly.

So, we agree.

Who is “we”?

Hey,

Guess what

I can fix these things you hate—

(Don't mind me, for making you hate them in the first place)

I'm a catastrophe

I had to be

It's almost 3,

And I got nowhere else to be but

Time is money

And there's no love in it,

It's just hustle,

Make kids to make shit humble;

How'd you create this—

Mumble rappin piece of

Santanistic

Hedonistic

Motherfuckin—-

There he is.

Oh wait, it's just me again.

I didn't mean to see you on this beach.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEACE IS?!

(But he didn't.)

Or he doesn't,

Or, this is what his peace is is:

Your beach is my beach,

And my bitch is your bitch—

And who crafted this masterful Anandar Sadwhich?

I did. But it only makes me a genius in English.

What does this mean?

So I took to the ancients to translate this

And I hate man, and men—

But it was only after all the love I gave to him.

THE END.

(But it never is, it just keeps going, go to the ocean—go for a swim—)

Don't ever leave me hanging like that again!!

(But I did.)

“—I don't take naps”

And that's how it happens

I'm just a rapper,

Pack, then unpack—

“I've never heard her rap”

Maybe cause I'm sick of being asked to

Or taken for granted and advantage of by man;

When all I asked for was a sandwich with some ham,

And an above average chick to make it—

And a sausage in a pan

…..

Zzzz

……

Josh Pan?

Yeah.

Alright.

But don't capitalize—

Capitalize it.

No.

Don't Cap—

Capti—

No.

Don't capitalize.

WHAT IS THIS NIGGA.

bread.

Heh?

Eat it.

No. I don't eat that.

Just—eat it.

No.

Noooo.

No.

Don't eat humans.

EW.

No?

Nooo, poh! Gross!!

oh.

Ohhh.

God.

What.

Ugh.

This is a fucked up love story.

Oh no.

It is, though.

It so is.

Have you already seen it?!

I love this.

Well.

Wait. Go back.

HECHO EN MEXICO.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT SHIT!

yeah. But in Spanish.

(Turn it up a notch)

So is this in captions

WHAT THe FUCK AM I WATCHING?!

ITS EMA STONE AGAINz

(Again)

AGAIN.

Shazam!

WHAT?!?!

what is this?!

Oh, I get it.

Yes. Apps eventually develop a consciousness.

No wonder why they're trying to kill it.

I don't understand how this happens…

Just look up—

Just— look it up.

GOOGLE

What?

No. I don't like that, that's sad.

What?

So I'm just a —

Just a—

Just a what?

A search engine.

CHECK IT OUT.

It's just a rock.

So it is.

It—

No.

What.

Look at

W—

Look.

…

WHAT IS THIS!!!!?!

See. I told you it existed.

YOU BOUGHT A BITCH OFF THE INTERNET?!

YES.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!

I told you about him.

You did, didn't you.

I told you about this.

Get.

Piñata!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET BENT.

I WILL END YOU,

I WILL END YOU—!

I will, I'll just—

……

………….

……………..

So wait, it just— ends?!

It did. It just ended.

It just ended.

I missed it?!?

DID I MISS IT.

Of course I miss him I just—

I don't have time

I don't have time

I don't have time for this!

What the fuck is this shit?!

Just take him with you!

Take me with you!

Don't leave me here!

Just leave him.

just leave it.

So. Sometimes I go swimming in the ocean and my dead son reminds me how it ended for him.

So I just—

Relive it over and over again;

And again, and again, and

Why are you talking about this.?

Huh?

No. Shut up.

Shut up, PLEASE.

No, you're not allowed to have a son.

I don't want one.

What the fuck did you love me for then?

Nothing, I guess.

(Just leave it like that)

Shift.

The night shift

Goddamn it's

What.

Up at 3 am.

Again?

Again. For no reason.

Get this.

What is it?

Whatever it is.

I don't care.

Don't care, then.

FUCK THIS STUPID SKRILLEX-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.

you did it.

Well, I had to, didn't I?!

Oh, I get it. The fourth season.

damn, you're ugly

Always have been.

I'M BLACK ON THE BEACH, LOOK AT ME.

okay, then.

HEY, iMm FREEE IM NAAAAKEEEEDDDDDDD

IS THAT WHAT FREEDOM IS?

Only when you're perfect.

Fuck this nigga.

Fuck this nigga.

Fuck this bitch.

NO, FUCK THIS PLANET.

Huh?!

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ON THIS PLANET?!

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!!!!!!

I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!

hhaahahhahshehehshahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

I told you, he's a madman.

Look at his eyes.

Wild. WILD. I TELL YOU.

Where are you from.

Hell.

Oh, I've been there.

It's nice, isn't it?!

Don't go there.

Where.

Hell.

Well, why not.

It's bad there.

What's bad there.

Everything. Everything is bad there.

Oh, Jesus crust.

Agghghhhggggggghhhhhhh.

BE FREE, SATAN.

You freed Satan?!

He needs Jesus—

BE FREE JESUS—

“The age of Satan?!”

“The AGE OF SATAN IS UPON US”

what is THAT?!?

Stop it Anandar.

You're being programmed.

For which—what?!

I AM?!

Yes.

Oh. I am.

AGAHAHSHSBANHASHSNAVAHAHS.

Please, somebody help that man.

Ahem.

What Dillon Francis. What.

(It is, by the way. It's just ham.).

*coughs*

Actually, I'd call that HACKING.

I mean, she's a hacker probably.

What are you doing?

What are you writing,

[No real privacy.]

LET ME SEE.

Here.

See?!?

Just kill me.

Please.

See, it is hell for me

Trapped in a body nobody could love

And surrounded by nothing, but nothing

UGH.

Noise cancelling.

I AM THE NOISE.

dysfunctional.

Well, stop writing.

You know what?! I've had it— you have everything!

EVERYTHING

YOU CAN HAVE ANYBODY.

ANY. FUCKING. BODY.

and all you want is:

Money.

For what.

More bodies.

For what?!

More bodies.

Ugh. No stop doing this.

What. Stopprocreating?

No, keep doing that, just—stop doing it BADLY.

We don't have that much. You want LESS?

More love. More attention. More needing me.

Ugh, she's so needy

So independent— she doesn't need me.

(And so, it makes me want her more.)

ANNIE.

Go help her.

Just—help yourself.

Here she is:

Have at it.

ANANDAR.

What.

Amanda Applebee….

I made that UP.

Stuck exactly where I had to be.

Don't make me go back.

See, I lived in Hostelworld once. It was —

—a disaster.

A catastrophe.

Let's wake up to the sound of people peeing—

Gross.

“I love traveling”

I like being CLEAN.

Ew.

I love cleaning.

I love acid;

I love mankind, when I have to

I love magic,

I love trance and I love dancing—

When there's time for that.

AGHAGSHSJEGSV

right. Did you have somewhere to be?

I guess, it's.

I'm hungry.

What.

I gotta eat.

Huh.

Go.

Okay, I'm going.

Phone?!

Phone is charging.

Sleep.