I should I'm off the clock, but I've been thinking a lot.
I've been thinking a lot;
Trying to get a box of wobbles going.
I should probably walk it off
Maybe I should skip this feeder or hit
maybe I should just get a bag of ruffles—
Now that sounds like the business.
Yeah, cheddar and sour cream, man why are they orange, though?
The cheddar and sour cream, man.
It's pre season; don't need reason to get a recent or revenge, because eventually everything changes.
I'm rearranging my strangeness. I've been up for days in this A-List, but hey, this:
I still missed Los Angeles. but I just went back there. It's just been, what, past few months? New York sets in fast.
Yeah. it does and then it gets…
and then it gets under your skin.
We're up against the wall like a pile—
Pile of brickses. *nervous laughter*
My elixir is this; laughter is the best medicine, so I've been getting in my head a bit because that's where the lettuce is.
The lettuce? Yeah, you know, like water and salad.
I don't have a Brooklyn accent right now.
I'm American as a gets man. I'm Californian, bro.
So shut the fuck up and just smoke something.
I should probably tell a joke or something,
Well, if I would I would Chuck wood.
I got buck to buck buck stuttering again, huh?
Well, I couldn't give a fuck.
— if it's not making any money, so uh pardon me, honey. —
I gotta get to the the to uh—
To maybe like Wonderland or better yet, Ultra.
Better yet —maybe uh, well, what's in my notebook?
Not rap. but I guess I could get a pack of gum for that, huh?
I'm like a battery for those assholes;
I should just go back to Alaska where that shit's still frozen.
It's still frozen for like another two, three, what? four, five, six months, bro.
, just rolling fucking winter. I know somebody from moved there, bro.
Where is that place called?
It's just always snowing.
Most of them are polar bears]
I don't know where to go next, but it's not gonna be this corner in New York, because I've been so sick up in this hole, but I've been doing my projects so last's cool.
You might need an enema if I get into you, cause you're the enemy if you're like a splinter, bro.
Damn, when's the last time you had a splinter?
I don't know. I'm like 400!
Eventually, you just figure out how to not get fucking wood in your —
Eventually, you figure that out.
It feels good like I like I like I—I solved it.
But I promise you can't time travel with no equation.
There's no combination of things you can do.
So what's your destination?
[nineteen hundred and forty-eight, then]
It's really hard not to rap about race, man. It really is.
It's hard to not rap about rats,
I quit rapping, cause I work hard and I fit the program,
I don't wanna daughter. I don't I really don't. I know that you know why? ‘
cause I saw a deep throat.
Yo, what the fuck is it going on right now?
What the fuck is this fucking oh shit? You know what?
That's a cool commercial, but, you know what, fuck it.
What the fuck was that oh, you know what?
I just opened up my notebook to Nofucks.
I just opened up my whole world to horcruxes and uh horrors— and luxury apartments, but I just got stop it.
But I just can't help it because you just can't help me and I'm just fucking— man!
AAANNNNNNND— that's what happens when you like candles on Saturdays!
FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON O/P
(From an exterior dimension)
Light candles on Saturdays.
Then I opened up a can of spam and just forgot. and then I went back and it was still good.
(From a distant parallel, looking in the mirror)
Okay, but I'm gonna HAVE some questions.
did I write something vaguely familiar here?
Ah, yes! Something about the—
because I'm not Earth, man,
I could use some, herb, man.
I'm more of like a, you know, earth and dirt man.
More like a 'I don't flirt'man.
I just put my hand where I ought to not.
Okay. I brought the Jew with you.
Well, good riddance to neighbors who like screw with you!
(I think they get paid to!)
You get played in section eight, because that's right.
They hate you when you're Kool Aid.
They hate you in your cool shades.
They hate you when you're too late.
time. Or maybe just CP time,
I'm pretty sure they're gonna fucking label it an album, anyway.
I always do that. I mean for it to be an EP, but they're like, no, it's you man. I am a you- man.
Fucjthat. I'm not one man.
I gotta get some new shoes, man. I gotta make some new rules, man.
Cause, I've been feeling stupid.
If I'm a battery, I gotta like, you know, recharge!
I gotta think hard about these retards because they be snarfing.
In my head, I'm just surfing alert.
Yeah. but I'm in New York, so it's a curb alert, for sure.
Yeah. what rhymes with the Phineas and Ferb?!
but I'm still fucking stuck in my
I'm still in the neighborhood where the getting's good,
“what is that? hazmat suit or a husband?”
I'm still in the “Na, thanks”.
I'm still in the ho rob is kind of a mammoth one.
It's where the mammoth wind.
(((I hear it in my sleep sometimes— just a beat.))))
Just a beat, that's true.
okay. I used to eat meat now I just New York, so I beat beef,
And I still kind of want a dog, but I've been fixated on this prized hog from my dreams for the book.
No, that is not a hepatitis C commercial.
M mm. Y'all need to dump that down.
What the 4 I was like chic.
That was chic for hepatitis C!
which I'm sure is preventable if you're just not dirty, like NYC!!!!
Yes, NYC EE, I NYCU, cause I L Y NY U, hi U.
I heard you're getting a degree, so try try to get try to get B's instead of hepatitis be.
Try to get A's instead of bl- blimy.
I've been trying. no Cockney thug.
I've been I haven't been tryinging so much as like laughing because
I just don't give a fuck.
I just don't give four leaf clovers.
That is a lot of good luck, a guy whole patch of them.
Great, that was like, no.
That fantastic. almost forgot that was
fictional fictional character.
Name Bro, I've been thinking about this, too, but like, okay, I've been thinking about you, but I'm like, yo, what if what if I'm like sunny blue?
What if I'm a fictional character?
And I'm just like, all this weird shit happens and then I'm like, oh, this cause I'm like in a I'm like in a book or something.
It would be delusional thinking to think you're in a movie all the time.
It is delusional, but there is a studio right down the block, you know?
and there's a studio right down the block again. Just like anywhere I walk.
There's like —anywhere I walk and so talk at the same time.
I usually don't. I just try to shut the fuck up when I'm in Brooklyn because it reminds me of the Bronx sometimes, you know?
And sometimes the curiosity killed the cats, so just don't watch,
no pay attention to what you're not part of
but you're part of it all.
I got no attention for half hearted-squatters, squatters.
Squatters, hepatitis se and Herpes.
because we're just freestyleing.
We're not, you know, really like being serious about this thing.
. Yo. get your degree with no appetit C.
You're trying to make me envy you; but I kind of envy me,
because I'm the MVP true.
One time I tried to get on MTV.
And I think they're still following me.
Sometimes, you know, like around the Fourth of July
, that's true, I was conceived on the fourth of July.
And now I get fired when I try to work.
I want to not fight a lot.
I I really want to smoke some weed. I'm not
gonna lie. I really want to smoke some weed.
I'm I'm not gonna lie, but you ever try to tell the truth and the truth hurts?.
That was an infinite space.
(Well, it could be any two words, really, after what I said before.)
Damn. I got somewhere to go.
I really don't. I got somewhere to be. I I just know it.
PETE DAVIDSON/ OR WHOEVER
I'm not bored, “oh lord”, I said to the lord, because, you know, I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but sometimes I'll talk about God, and how if you tell God you're bored, then God answers with things that
—- certainly aren't boring.
is hostage paper. I swamped. told me so.
This is weird. This is getting weird.. I'm, like, done. what the world.
What the world I'm thinking that I'm still writing.
Ey! 22 minutes, 22 minutes wrap it up.
That's there's there's an ad here.
like outro? do outro, and then we'll fade out, though.
Something's wrong with my eyes, man.
I caught I gotta call at Heist, man. Heisenberg.
Yeah. Heisin. I gotta close my eyes for the night, I think.
I don't know, Perkins. Perkins nah, not working. I gotade out.
This Mixtape's not as good as the first one, but hey—
first one rhymes with…???
All right. see you on the next one or whatever.
I realized I had the ability to get really skinny, really fast.
First, this just required me running out of rice.
I've met emotional turmoil and rigid complete unconscious with the ripening fruit of need and desire in unideal environmental circumstances.
Shouldn't be hard at all.
I had stamps for the aunt
It's just a spending trick
Put out music as Blū Tha Gürū?
I always thought of Blu Tha Gürū as just my producer name— not the name that I would be known by— but -Ū. Was nearly, even the way it was stylized—
—impossible to find. Unless for whatever reason I really was being shadow banned. All of my work seemed almost invisible. I knew there were hackers dedicated to this sort of thing— but then, logically and logistically speaking: why was I being targeted? To whom did I appear important or a threat? And— why allocate precious resources to belittling my efforts? I had tried everything else and was no longer trying to get noticed; I was just making what I was making without a having-to-do with who to impress or for what, but I was still minding my manners…and my business.
I gotta see if anyone made my golden shower joke.
Bro, if you do the whole house in gold does this not include the shower.
There ought to be a golden shower.
Please god almighty if someone didn't make this joke and I have to make it myself…
It is a wonderful time to become a comedian. Probably even the best.
This guy is hilarious. Anybody else think so?
Oh. Let me shut up, then.
Things move fast in the industry.
New news and new happenings.
Are you or are you not of out caliber?
Are you, or are you not a reporter
apparently, the boat is real .
Not your coins. I'm the winner. Give me.
Yo! That unreasonably tall leprechaun just jacked my coins.
The third king has fallen!
I've missed christmases, birthdays,
But look, I don't love her.
High priestess in the opposite
The withered weather calls for nothing
But ugly in the one I lost
With luck your daughter cometh forward
With work and towards the dumb apocalypse
Listen, shattered soldiers
Be you weakened my my fury
Chatterboxes, chatterboxes.
Where did you get that word from.
I like it, what means you?
Nothing hither left to succumb.
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