EnterpriseSplaining

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  • Second Contact: Three Body Problems!

    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 9 “Singularity” now that Jamie and Maria have actually seen it. Also, we inexplicably have not yet scared away Nicole Gugliucci who came back this week to chat with us about the episode and tell us about her favorite and least favorite examples of astronomy science in Star Trek. 

    A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Three Body Problems!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week. 

    Links for things we mention in the episode:

    The trinary system image that looks like boobs (surprisingly safe for work)

    Feet Photos (sorry – blame Maria):

    • Phlox’s Feet
    • Malcolm’s Feet
    • Archer’s Feet

    Giant Comb in Archer’s Bathroom 

    Interview with Dr. Erin McDonald


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    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 


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    55 min
  • Three Body Problems!

    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 9 “Singularity,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. It's the Enterprise version of a three body problem as mysterious radiation coming from a black hole causes the crew to start taking their jobs seriously. Too seriously, in fact, as Hoshi obsesses over a recipe, Trip obsesses over fixing a chair, and Phlox obsesses over cutting Travis's skull open. Can T'Pol convince the crew to, you know, lighten up a bit before they're all dead? 

    We also had a special guest joining us this week, the Noisy Astronomer themself, Nicole Gugliucci.

    Here’s an actual photo of what a black hole looks like!

    Rikermendations:
    • Nicole: Terry Pratchett's Discworld books
    • Jamie: Poker Face 
    • Maria: Thunderbolts* 
    • Bill: Asobe Asobasi

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    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 


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    1 hr 38 min
  • Second Contact: Dude, Where's My Communicator?!

    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 8 “The Communicator.” Now that Bill and Maria have watched it, we get to hear their thoughts on how Captain Archer messed up getting back a piece of equipment they left on a planet so hard that he managed to start a full-on world war.

    A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Dude, Where's My Communicator?!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.

    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network. 

    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 

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    41 min
  • Dude, Where's My Communicator?!

    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 8 “The Communicator,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. Malcolm accidently leaves his communicator on a pre-contact planet and attempts to recover it go sideways when Archer, for the first time ever, decides to take advice from T'Pol, which he then misapplies to disastrous consequences for everyone living on that planet. Sure he may have started a world war, but the important thing is that he learned an important lesson about... something.

    Rikermendations:

    • Bill: Cyberpunk 2077
    • Maria: Taskmaster
    • Jamie: Going to the theater (and specifically, for Chicagoans, going to see Francis Guinan in Ashland Avenue at the Goodman Theater and Amadeus at The Steppenwolf

    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network. 

    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Second Contact: Mission T’Polsible!

    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 7 “The Seventh,” now that Jamie and Bill have watched it. A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Mission T'Polsible!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.

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    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 

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    27 min
  • Mission T’Polsible!

    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 7 “The Seventh,” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. T'Pol has some unfinished business with a fugitive she never managed to capture. She asks Archer to join her on the mission, which is good because it starts to trigger memories she didn't know she had. Much like the EnterpriseSplaining crew, who, for weeks after recording this, kept asking "What was that episode about again?"

    Rikermendations:

    • Bill: The Fall (2006) - movie
    • Jamie: The Women (1939) - movie
    • Maria: Carmen Sandiego for Switch - video game

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Second Contact: The E-Team! (feat. Abby and Chris from First Flight Pod)

    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 6 “Marauders,” now that Maria and Jamie have watched it. Plus, in the first ever Enterprise podcast crossover extravaganza, we are joined by Abby and Chris from the First Flight Podcast.

    A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “The E-Team!,” we recommend listening to that first because this is a follow up to last week.

    Rikermendations:

    1. Abby: Storytime with Wil Wheaton
    2. Chris: Andor

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    58 min
  • The E-Team!

    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 6 “Marauders,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode.

    In 2001, an unprepared crew was sent to deep space by Starfleet on a mission they were not prepared for. These men (and nearly a third women) promptly escaped orbit. Today, still wanted by multiple alien governments, they survive based on the value of the franchise name. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you're willing to endure war crimes....maybe you can hire the E-Team!

    Rikermendations:
    • Jamie: Two Point Campus (video game)
    • Maria: Gravity Falls (animated series) and Ludwig 
    • Bill: Battle Beyond the Stars (movie)

    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network. 

    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Second Contact: Sickbay Slumber Party!

    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 5 “A Night in Sickbay,” now that Maria, Bill have watched it. We also have our special guest medical expert Topher back on to chat more about how medical science is portrayed on Star Trek. A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Sickbay Slumber Party!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week. 

    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network. 

    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media 

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    30 min
  • Sickbay Slumber Party! (feat. Topher)

    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 5 “A Night in Sickbay,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. Archer brings his dog to the planet of easily offended people, despite it very obviously being a bad idea, and then has a temper tantrum when asked to apologize. Also, Porthos is sick, there is an escaped bat, and for some reason chainsaws are involved (?!). Plus, we have a special guest, medical expert Topher (Bluesky: @anisotoph), that we get to torture with the medical “science” in this episode.

    Rikermendations:
    1. Maria: Deli Boys (tv show)
    2. Bill: My New Boss is Goofy (anime)
    3. Topher: The Salvagers series by Alex White (book series)
    4. Jamie: Ugly Betty (tv show)

    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.

    Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media

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    1 hr 52 min

About EnterpriseSplaining

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EnterpriseSplaining - The podcast where we try to explain Star Trek: Enterprise to each other! We are bewildered by this show. We have questions - so many questions! Join Jamie, Bill, and Maria as they attempt to make sense of this 22-year-old show that represents one of the strangest chapters of Star Trek history.