Eoin Colfer is cool AF. That's Artemis Fowl btw ;-)

One of Ireland's favourite authors is as fowl mouthed in person as he is in his books! Of course it's usually faerie swears!

Or when he's giving out about some suspicious smells in a lift!

“When friends part, we allow our winds to mingle. The blend of particles unites us forever. It is very powerful troll magic.”

Last known to have taken place between Whistleblower and Beckett Fowl on Dalkey Island.

And more recently, yours truly and that man in the elevator