Opie kicks off the show three days into Daylight Savings Time, battling early mornings and a teenage zit. From a disastrous hair product mix-up to a barber distracted by Trump and Zelensky’s Oval Office showdown, Opie shares his latest haircut saga. Broadcasting live from 500 feet above NYC, he dives into the chaos of spring break plans, a crashing economy, and Trump’s bizarre Tesla purchase to prop up Elon Musk—while Rosie O'Donnell flees to Ireland. Expect rants on Folgers coffee, New York City woes, and unfiltered takes on radio’s decline, LeBron’s nepotism, and the absurdity of it all.