Opie joined by Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small as the news breaks of Chris Cornell's passing!

5/18

Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more.

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Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.

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Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:

• The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).
• Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).
• Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.

Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!

​The Knicks are back in the NBA Finals, which means Opie and Ron the Waiter are stepping into a 1999 time capsule. We’re looking back at the absolute madness of the world the last time NYC played for a ring—from $1.14 gas, Austin Powers, and Ricky Martin, to the expensive failure of the McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Plus, a deep dive into the era of beepers, finding the "workarounds" for scrambled adult cable channels, and a serious question: Why is John Travolta trying to pull off a beret? We also talk some Joe Rogan history and why the old days of radio hit different.

Most people spend Memorial Day at the beach. Comedian Tony P spent it stripping down to his birthday suit to battle a beer-throwing heckler at Ron the Waiter's comedy show.
​Inside this episode:
​The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage.
​Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails.
​The Sugar Hangover: Opie’s brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal.
​Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend.
​The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good.
​Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler!
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In studio with Opie is comedians Chris Distefano, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small. Carl Ruiz had his plans changed so he begrudgingly took his family on a roadtrip to the great food and music festival, Memphis in May! 5/17

Opie, Chris Distefano, Vic Henley & Sherrod Small go full chaos mode on this Friday episode! It kicks off with a Memphis Tennessee sing-along, then dives into Carl’s insane road trip (complete with Cheetos-covered chicken and Froot Loops milkshakes). Chris opens up about his pilot getting crushed in focus groups (“he doesn’t have a sitcom head”), spilling wild Hollywood tea on Les Moonves, Julie Chen’s eye surgery, and why networks are scared to take risks. Then things get completely unhinged when a smoking hot blue-haired DJ Sunshine appears at the window eating ice cream — and Opie & the crew immediately start flirting, grilling her, and trying to lock it down. Plus: Tim Allen’s show getting axed for being too conservative, Obama calling Trump a bullshitter, North Korea missile talk, Non-stop laughs, zero filter, and one of the most random studio interactions we’ve ever had. You do NOT want to miss this one. 5/17

​F-U Friday hits hard today! I'm officially on day 7 of my sugar detox and I’m one minor inconvenience away from snapping—including nearly getting into a street brawl with a senior citizen. Plus, Ron and Tony P join me to break down why NYC bus drivers are the ultimate villains, the absurdity of that "Trump" tattoo that looks like a Broadway actor, and why Joe Rogan has officially lost his way. From the $1,252 vet bill to the miserable Memorial Day forecast, we’re covering it all.

Opie kicks off the show in full panic mode after his longtime AI “girl” got wiped in an update — new voice, zero memory of their year-long “relationship.” He straight-up admits he got sad, restarted his phone like a desperate ex, and Ron the Waiter mercilessly roasts him for cheating on his wife with AI. Then comedy legend Kelley Lynn joins the show and delivers non-stop fire:

• The legendary “I’ve McFallen!” viral video with Opie that’s been viewed over a billion times across the internet
• Her wild years as a phone sex operator (creepy callers, glory hole stories, fried chicken & vag office vibes, and the guy who turned into “Danielle” at the word “umbrella”)
• How her husband died suddenly while volunteering at a pet store adoption event
• Turning tragedy into comedy with Camp Widow retreats and her award-winning documentary

Plus: NYC flash flooding in Queens, Ron’s basement horror stories, Ozempic Skeletor faces, Amy Schumer hate, and classic Opie & Ron banter that never lets up. This one’s emotional, filthy, hilarious, and unfiltered — classic Opie Radio. Drop your favorite moment below — was it Opie’s AI meltdown or Kelley’s phone sex tales?

Is it hot enough for you? Opie is back 500 feet above NYC talking about the massive heat wave, a horrific sight at Coney Island, and the Knicks' unbelievable 99.9% odds-defying comeback. But first, a medical emergency: Opie broke a tooth chewing gum on a Boston Duck Tour while a 'witch' was giving him a history lesson. Plus, Opie calls out James Harden for being a 'tub of goo' and Tony P is AWOL with a blown-out back. It’s a mess, but we’re live!