Opie and Carl hit the streets of Times Square for a full-blown walk-and-talk chaos episode! Opie tries to stroll back into the SiriusXM building like he never got fired, gets laughed at by security, and runs into an old coworker who’s still got a real job. From there it’s pure New York madness: Opie’s carrying shaman sage bundles and glitter “moon rocks” in a supermarket bag (Carl is dying), they harass a schizophrenic street guy, get wiped down by the Naked Cowboy himself, roast the topless painted-boob girls, expose the CD rappers scam, and debate why tourists only eat at Olive Garden and Carmines. Carl also recaps his sold-out Arizona “Lunch & Learn” cooking gig, the 10 he pulled, and why he’s now getting hit on by older ladies at meet-and-greets. Carl gets chest pains, threatens to neck-punch Opie, and questions every life choice that led to this moment. Classic Opie & Carl: zero plan, maximum degeneracy, and somehow still the funniest shit on the internet. Grab your sage, avoid the salad bar, and press play.

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*** pre podcast from Opie's radio show where he met Carl Ruz and became instant friends.
Opie unleashes a barrage of his most unhinged, laugh-out-loud real-life tales—from bootlegging entire concerts with hidden tripods and hollowed-out wheelchairs, to freebasing roommates, ghetto race-war parties, and accidentally smoking out an entire house with burnt bacon. Joined by Chris Distefano, Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small, this episode dives deep into wild college hustles, the kind of reckless 20s adventures that still shock today. Hit play for raw, irreverent storytelling that proves some legends are too crazy to make up—new listeners, buckle up for the ride.

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Opie and Carl take the stage at Podcast Movement 2018 in Philadelphia for a packed panel on storytelling, podcasting, and the shift from terrestrial radio to the intimate world of podcasts.Joined by Westwood One’s Tim Sabian and storytelling expert Dr. Janice Presser, they break down:

• What makes a story actually land with listeners
• Why passion and relatability beat everything
• How to get real, unguarded stories out of guests (even celebs)
• The biggest differences between radio and podcasting
• Editing tricks, preparation tips, and why podcasts create deeper fan connections

Plus plenty of laughs as Carl talks about living in his creepy cabin, killing bugs, and Opie roasting A-list guests who show up with talking points.This is pure, unfiltered craft talk from two guys who’ve been doing it for decades — recorded live in front of a room full of podcasters. Drop a 5-star rating if you learned something! Subscribe and never miss an episode.

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Opie ditches his Amtrak ticket and hops in Carl Ruiz’s tiny 1988 Volkswagen Fox for a chaotic road trip from Philly back to New York City.In this episode, the boys stop at a legendary 60-year-old charcoal steakhouse called The Pub in Camden, NJ, where they destroy massive filets and Carl works his Food Network magic on the waitress. Then it’s back on the road in the shaking, smoking, fart-filled Fox — complete with a loose steering wheel that honks, a Flying Pig hood ornament, and the car hitting “up to speed” at a terrifying 71 mph.Filled with non-stop laughs, wild stories (including Opie's old concert bootlegging days), Disney World planning, divorce papers on the dashboard, and pure Opie & Carl chaos — this is road trip podcasting at its finest.

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Live from the 2018 Podcast Movement in Philadelphia, Opie and Carl brutally roast the fake-happy podcasters, lanyard culture, and participation trophy mindset surrounding them.Then they’re joined by Airplane Repo star Ken Cage, who delivers wild, no-filter stories about repossessing $8 million yachts in the Bahamas, getting shot at on the river, stealing back fighter jets, dodging shovel attacks, and the crazy life of a Billion Dollar Repo Man.Plus: Opie’s legendary one-armed bathtub horror story, why Philly is the new old-school New York, and Carl’s signature spite-filled wisdom.If you love raw, unfiltered conversation and insane real-life stories, this episode delivers.


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*** PRE Podcast episode from SirusXM


No one rants like the "Cuban Elvis." In this classic session, Carl Ruiz explains exactly why he "owns" the Beach Boys and why their sunshine-pop didn't stand a chance against his logic. Classic Carl at his funniest.


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What happens when the biggest names in wrestling podcasting meet the most disruptive chef in the world? Bruce Prichard and Conrad Thompson join Opie and Carl for legendary stories from the ring, the kitchen, and the road. A must-listen for wrestling and comedy fans alike.

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When the show goes off the rails, it stays off. Opie and Carl try to navigate a Philadelphia broadcast that descends into absolute hilarity as Tim loses his mind. This is peak unscripted comedy that you can't find in a studio.

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*** This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.
It’s one of the most infamous moments in radio history. When a listener called in to complain, Opie and Carl didn't hold back. This is the raw, unfiltered story—and the aftermath—of the "F U Mary" heard 'round the world.


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Pure Philly chaos. The legendary Jerry Blavat (The Geator with the Heater) interrupts the show to show Opie and Carl Ruiz how it’s done. A masterclass in old-school energy meeting the "Cuban Elvis" madness. This is street-level radio at its finest.

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