*** PRE Podcast episode from SirusXM


No one rants like the "Cuban Elvis." In this classic session, Carl Ruiz explains exactly why he "owns" the Beach Boys and why their sunshine-pop didn't stand a chance against his logic. Classic Carl at his funniest.


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What happens when the biggest names in wrestling podcasting meet the most disruptive chef in the world? Bruce Prichard and Conrad Thompson join Opie and Carl for legendary stories from the ring, the kitchen, and the road. A must-listen for wrestling and comedy fans alike.

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When the show goes off the rails, it stays off. Opie and Carl try to navigate a Philadelphia broadcast that descends into absolute hilarity as Tim loses his mind. This is peak unscripted comedy that you can't find in a studio.

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*** This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.
It’s one of the most infamous moments in radio history. When a listener called in to complain, Opie and Carl didn't hold back. This is the raw, unfiltered story—and the aftermath—of the "F U Mary" heard 'round the world.


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Pure Philly chaos. The legendary Jerry Blavat (The Geator with the Heater) interrupts the show to show Opie and Carl Ruiz how it’s done. A masterclass in old-school energy meeting the "Cuban Elvis" madness. This is street-level radio at its finest.

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What happens when the "Cuban Elvis" and Opie realize a corporate podcast convention is just a "bad SNL skit"? They bail. Join the duo as they ditch the suits and hit the Philly streets for roast pork at Reading Terminal, SEPTA hit-and-run stories, and the legend of the Amish Meth Boss. This is raw, unfiltered chaos at its finest.

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This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.
From the "Showtime" Thai prison fight documentary to the brutal reality of Manhattan rent, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive deep into why the Northeast is driving everyone insane. The duo rants about the death penalty, the secret to the perfect Fried Chicken Skin Sandwich, and why the "Southern Freedom" dream is real. This is a raw, pre-pod masterclass in Tri-State misery and "Cuban Elvis" logic.


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Ever wondered what happens when comedians invade a millionaire's paradise like Nantucket? Join Opie as he chats with hilarious guests Vic Henley, a veteran stand-up comic, and chef Carl Ruiz about shark encounters, celebrity run-ins like John Kerry's sweater fiasco, and pacing with Stephen Wright at the Comedy Festival. Dive into this irreverent episode for laughs on beaches, soccer rants, and island antics that’ll make your daily grind feel like a vacation—listen now and escape to the chaos!


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Opie and Carl Ruiz roam Nantucket's windy cobblestone alleys, turning a simple walk into chaotic hilarity with awkward stranger confrontations, vintage Jeep ogling, and relentless ribbing. Highlights include Opie's relentless people-bothering, Opie's eagle sanctuary rants about unhappy hopping birds that "want to soar," and the infamous moment Carl catches Opie mid-pud-pulling while storytelling. Dive into this irreverent, no-holds-barred walk for raw laughs and unfiltered island absurdity—hit play and join the wandering madness!


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*** This is a pre podcast show where Carl came in a lot to do Opie's radio show at SiriusXM. Also on this episode comedians Rich Vos and Chris Distefano.

They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food.The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), Isle of Man TT dangers, casino jackpot scams, body roasts, and Yankee game plans.

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