Opie calls Carl Ruiz who's already in Nantucket living the life of a boy toy!  Opie will be joining him in a couple days to podcast as part of the Nantucket Comedy Festival but first...

Ever wondered what life looks like for a comedian who's survived a heart attack and still lives with his mom? Dive into this hilarious house tour with Mike Bocchetti, where Opie uncovers antique trains, dentures secrets, and family chaos—including a yappy Chihuahua and tales of drunken mishaps. Tune in for unfiltered laughs and surprising insights that prove comedy thrives in the most unexpected places.


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Dive into the chaos as Vic Henley teams up with Opie and Carl to roast a massive, indulgent chocolate bar that Carl hauled in—only for Opie to unleash his signature ball-busting hilarity. From giant bombs and luxury cars to Caitlyn Jenner's bold transformation, this episode explodes with unfiltered banter that'll have you rethinking your snack choices and celebrity scandals. Get ready for non-stop laughs that blend irreverent wit with surprising insights into life's absurdities.


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Picture this: Opie straight-up smashes Bernie Goetz's demo CD right in front of him on air, sparking a legendary meltdown that had everyone fearing for their lives—then fast-forward to a yacht adventure where the crew relives it all amid thunder, clams flying onto luxury towels, and Pearl Jam deep-dive obsessions. Joined by Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire, this episode delivers non-stop irreverent chaos, from bottled water scams to the most soul-crushing documentary ever. Jump aboard for the wild stories and laughs that make this unfiltered boat ride unforgettable—subscribe now for more epic madness!


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Picture this: Carl finally scores with the summer crush in her sundress, goes full efficiency mode with an aggressive under-the-dress move, only to pull out eight fingers covered in... surprise toilet paper. Relive the cringeworthy hookup disaster that had everyone expecting romance but delivered barbarian-level chaos, plus rare Zima chugging, vintage watch flips worth millions, and savage roasts of gas-smelling Ferraris on a rocking boat with Opie, Carl Ruiz and Matt Farah. Jump in for raw, unhinged laughs and stories that'll make you grateful you're just listening.


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What if the "self-driving" tech everyone's hyping could actually get you killed—and the guy with a million YouTube subs knows exactly why? Join Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Smoking Tire legend Matt Farah on a wild yacht ride where they dismantle Tesla hype, swap insane high school car stories (Dodge Aspen guillotine doors included), and pay raw tribute to Patrice O'Neal's unmatched genius. OH! And Opie thought it was a good ide to fish on a yacht! This unfiltered, zero-BS episode is pure old-school radio madness on the water—hit play before the next wave (or fishing fail) hits!


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Ever wondered what happens when radio legend Opie meets car guru Matt Farah on a luxurious yacht for an unfiltered chat? Dive into hilarious tales of boating mishaps, celebrity helicopters, and upgrading from crappy podcast gear to pro-level banter, all while cruising the Long Island Sound. Tune in for raw laughs and insider stories that prove even icons fumble—perfect for fans craving irreverent fun and unexpected adventures.


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Buckle up for pure unfiltered mayhem as Opie and Carl road-trip to Greenwich, roasting yacht culture, spilling coffee on "privileged" coffee shop kids, and butchering classic song lyrics before finally boarding Matt Farah's (The Smoking Tire) yacht for the ultimate hang. Expect savage ball-busting, awkward rich-town encounters, and the kind of raw, no-holds-barred comedy that made Opie a radio legend—now with cars, boats, and zero f*cks given. Jump in now if you crave real, irreverent laughs that hit harder than a Kennedy scandal!


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The second you hit play you’re getting hammered with non-stop laughs: Windmills chopping bald eagles in half while stoned, solar farms turning hawks into mid-air KFC, and Carl teaching you how to “seize the fat and lacquer the duck” between bird genocide jokes. Opie and Carl Ruiz with Vic Henley and Sherrod Small never let the comedy breathe for 52 straight minutes of pure, chaotic, old-school radio gold.

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Join Carl Ruiz on a hilarious solo adventure from California as he ropes in beer expert Ben Perry to demystify pilsners—the crisp, underrated lagers from the Czech Republic that cleanse your palate like nothing else. From tasting classics like Mama's Little Yella Pils to debating German vs. Czech styles with irreverent banter about tattoos, Warriors gear, and passing out in urinals, discover why these low-ABV beers are perfect for boilermakers and foodies alike. Whether you're a craft beer snob or just love a refreshing sip, this episode reveals the surprising heritage and simplicity that make pilsners an everyday hero in a world of overcomplicated brews.


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Carl just touched down from Miami after throwing the party of the century: his Grandma’s 90th birthday bash. What was supposed to be a classy, heartwarming family celebration quickly turned into a full-blown circus, and Carl has zero chill left when it comes to his relatives.Fresh off the plane and still smelling like Cuban cigars and regret, Carl unleashes an all-time rant, roasting every single family member who dared show their face including his bow tie wearing brother.No one is safe. Carl names names, spills tea hotter than South Beach asphalt, and delivers the most savage, unfiltered family takedown you’ll hear all year. If you’ve ever survived a dysfunctional family function, this episode will have you screaming “YUP” in your car.Hilarious, chaotic, and 100% real family drama – only on Opie and Cal. Buckle up.

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