HEADLINES [5:00]: UK gov't wants "soccer regulator", more FIFA fuckery & big news about MLS All-Star Game. WWI [19:30]: what if Ronny had signed with Man City. PREMIER LEAGUE [24:10]: Alisson shithousery, Arsenal snatches control of top 4 race from Spurs, Pulisic overcomes Tommy The Terrorist to save Chelsea, Burnley proving us all wrong & Power Tops/Bottoms [43:00]. REST OF WORLD [1:02:10]: "Hit It N Quit It MLS Minute" and Champions League predictions. STOPPAGE TIME [1:12:20]: Best Bets and GOAWs.

Next up [1:21:30], good friend of the program Julian Gressel stops by to give us the inside scoop on what led to Hernan Losada's sudden dismissal, the ex-HC's relationship with players, he grades Chad Ashton's first pregame speech ahead of Saturday's win over New England plus Julian admits to insider info on the Bayern Munich friendly and he calls out (future teammate??) Gareth Bale.