HEADLINES: City cements Evil Empire status by signing Haaland and what Miles Robinson's injury means for USMNT at CB.

WWI [23:20]: you could go back in time and change the result of ONE game...

PREMIER LEAGUE [30:15]: Spurs ruining everything, Klopp butthurting, United's joke of a performance vs Brighton, the bleak road forward for Leeds and preview/predictions for North London Daerby (why in the world is Sam so confident?!?)

REST OF WORLD [1:04:20]: "Hit It N Quit It MLS Minute", US Open Cup shoutouts & SUNDERLAND (Haway!)

STOPPAGE TIME [1:10:50]: Best Bets & GOAWs

INTERVIEW [1:18:50]: Sounders' Kelyn Rowe on not expecting to dress for Concacaf Champions League final, why he did anyway, whether he pooped his pants (just a little) being subbed on after 10' in front of 70000 people, thoughts on 16yo Obed Vargas, his Macklemore-inspired but Macklemore-less celly, semi-nude postgame interviews, partying on a Wednesday night in Seattle and the key to turning things around after a slow start to the MLS season. Also, one of the best "Kelyn explains wine to Sam" episodes yet.