HEADLINES: trying to wrap our minds around the mind-numbing tragedy at an Indonesia soccer game; damning report about systemic problems within NWSL; "Todd Boehly's" new Premier League all-star plan to ruin soccer; thoughts on Christian Nkunku allegedly agreeing to move to Chelsea (in summer 2023?!) and the newest twist in the Icardashian saga - oh stop, you love it.

WHAT IF [20:30]: the USMNT actually win WC22 or WC26... how would that change soccer in this country?

PREMIER LEAGUE [23:20]: if Anthony Taylor belongs in jail or prison for ruining the North London Daerby [#notmad]; whether the 6-3 Manc Spanc-ing was City good or United bad/dumb/naive; Tyler goes full #KloppOut(?!?); Power Rankings and weekend preview featuring massive litmus test in Arsenal vs Liverpool.

REST OF WORLD [56:30]: midweek Champions League preview plus the glorious return of Hit-It-N-Quit-It MLS Minute

STOPPAGE TIME [1:04:30]: Best Bets and GOAWs