Sam and EG are joined by MLS vets Tim Parker and Spencer Richey to chat about their time in Vancouver (aka "Canadian Amsterdam" -- if only in Sam's mind), where they were drafted together and won silverware, and all roads apparently lead to Pierre's. Tim discusses his move back east to Red Bulls, which somehow began with an epic birthday/goodbye cake and ended with him being forced into an SUV by (armed?) dudes in Tijuana. Finally we discuss Tim's (luscious) hair, (crazy) eyes and (gargantuan) calves, Spencer's love of literal dumpster diving, and their relationship with the #DaddyGang. Oh, also, a very illuminating conversation about whether MLS players will be taking that 50% pay cut...