You asked for it (we think?), you’ve waited for it (probably?), and it’s finally here: It’s the 2024 holiday show, and it’s a beautiful catastrophe. The guys welcome a new face to the proceedings, bestowing upon him a nickname only a bivalve could love. After weeks of failure, the boys crown a new Parlay King, albeit with some protest. Finally, there’s the annual Bad Christmas gift swap. Among the highlights: Rules are debated ad nauseam, Mälort meets its match, a show mascot is born, only to be retired almost immediately. Oh, and the Beertender is left speechless and offended by his gift. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!