It’s Masters week so obviously, the Iceman is NOT at Augusta. While he tries to manifest tickets for the future, the boys discuss all manner of links-related matters, including: Ace-J’s search for a putter, the new (and seemingly ill-fated) Your Golf Tour circuit, trendy Masters picks, and Jack the Caddie. But all of that pales in comparison to the news of Tiger Woods flipping his Buick Skylark into the Everglades and out of the Masters. The guys discuss the GOAT and the increasingly sad state of his affairs. It’s a tough task but it’s definitely easier than trying to find Tiger a new insurance carrier. Have a listen but keep your eyes on the road.

AJ’s involuntary staycay comes with a few fringe benefits… namely fast food and golf! He and Yack dive into McDonald’s latest theme menu item, the KPop Demon Hunters-tinged HUNTRIX meal. The Iceman can only manage a dab of Hunter sauce but he is instantly transported to another time and place (and universe perhaps). After the sodium hit, AJ reveals that Mrs. AJ has a sh*t list… and the guys are firmly on it. Lastly, AJ gives way to Ace-J, as he shares the latest budget-friendly stops on his tour of DMV golf courses. Lord knows he's seen enough of 'em. (Thanks GolfNow!)

AJ’s big, grand vacation to SE Asia, complete with pretty caddies and full body MRIs, ends before it begins. Nixed. Kaput. Cancelled. The boys take guesses at who’s to blame for the calamity and well… the result kinda speaks for itself. (Tip: One finger salute to @qatarairways.) After all the ranting and arm waving, AJ opens the floor for suggestions on how to fill the rest of his staycation. The boys ponder a multitude of golf activities while pining for a little more Tiger on the tube. The guys also run through the Warped Tour DC lineup for 2026 to gauge the Iceman’s interest but he’s too busy fantasy booking WWDC ’26. No macrodosing here, it’s a full 10mg dose of show this week.

The boys are forced back into the Batcave as AJ is out for the next several weeks parading across the world. The Panfish Moderator and the Iceman live react to the Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer and have a lot of thoughts. Continuing on the entertainment jag, the fellas discuss the Oscars winners and losers. They dissect a beloved Fast Food chain's attempt to improve their offerings. With AJ not at the helm, Panfish was able to steer the conversation toward things that interest him, that include Gmail's latest feature, Niantic's 4D chess move, and Hyundai's stunning recall. Grab yourself a Whopper and enjoy.

Big show for fans of intestines. Ace-J can only remember half of the cast of Hoop Dreams. Yogging Yack caps off his birthday doing what he does: yogging. We prove Bam's 83 is fraudulent. And as always... Golf Rules Everything Around Me, GREAM get the money.

It's a tradition unlike any other: the BS crew tries "new", lukewarm fast food. This latest taste test is inspired by the on-going battle between Big Burgers' CEOs, as they attempt to prove whose sandwich is less gross. With the weather warming up, AJ and the Iceman discuss their latest golf outings. On a related note, AJ stumbles on a new, higher calling: elder golf mentor. The boys close the show with a summary of Apple's latest hardware update drops, with hot takes to boot (or reboot). Grab the best fast food burger option near you and enjoy.

Iceman ventures into the mean streets of DC to explore the mysteries of tween pop. Once the Freya Skye songs stopped ringing his ears, Iceman parked himself in front of the TV and discovered there’s new life in the Game of Thrones universe! He and AJ gush about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, while Yack musters a few thoughts on the ‘latest’ HBO show he has a file on. Now that the Olympics are over, AJ tries for a healthier, calmer demeanor, but that quickly goes out the window when the topic turns to golf and the US Olympic hockey teams. Also: everyone might have hypertension. Breathe deep, hit play, and remember to eat more fiber.

After several days of wall-to-wall Olympic coverage, AJ might be living proof that too much curling is literally bad for your health. Speaking of unsightly sports, Iceman breaks down a decidedly uneven (and ill-timed) NBA All Star Weekend. Of course, you’d be forgiven for not knowing the ASG festivities were going on, not with all the other sports legends threatening to come out of retirement this week (looking at you, Tiger and Ronda). Our suggestion? Try to appreciate the elders and legends while you still can.

The boys break down the Big Game, but fair warning: they spend more time on Bad Bunny's celebrity filled halftime performance than the snoozer on the field. From there, they pivot to their latest favorite "old man sport": curling! They jabber about how it weirdly connects with their other favorite old man sport (golf) before inadvertently professing their love for unassuming Olympic hotties. Speaking of golf, AJ and the Iceman lament the rowdy crowds at golf's drunkest event, the Waste Management Phoenix Open... while simultaneously plotting to join them(?).

There's also a lot of googling about Captain Planet. Throw on Varsity Blues in the background,and enjoy the chaos. PS. Schedule your colonoscopies.. or we'll do it for you.

AJ is back from sunny San Diego, and he’s got stories from an eventful trip that featured multiple outings with our friend, Esco. AJ is not a fan of the snow, and that goes double for Mrs. AJ. The boys wax poetic about the days when bowling wasn’t a private‑equity experiment, AJ finally cracks the code at In‑N‑Out, and everyone is in despair about the biggest sneaker drop in YEARS. They also hit the Grammys and plenty of random detours along the way. There might also be a bagel in there somewhere. It’s an XL episode so lock TF in.