You asked for it (we think?), you’ve waited for it (probably?), and it’s finally here: It’s the 2024 holiday show, and it’s a beautiful catastrophe. The guys welcome a new face to the proceedings, bestowing upon him a nickname only a bivalve could love. After weeks of failure, the boys crown a new Parlay King, albeit with some protest. Finally, there’s the annual Bad Christmas gift swap. Among the highlights: Rules are debated ad nauseam, Mälort meets its match, a show mascot is born, only to be retired almost immediately. Oh, and the Beertender is left speechless and offended by his gift. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Yack is back this week, and he’s taking no prisoners. Even as JJ pays his (much deserved) penance, the guys begin to wonder if the mälort bandwagon has gotten too big. The guys also take aim at the wasteland that is the live TV streaming. (Honestly, it was supposed to be a pretty innocuous opening topic but by the time the guys were done trading customer service war stories, the show was half over.) Later, the boys discover that you can in fact tease a teaser, as they discuss the first glimpses of James Gunn’s Superman. There’s also some ragging on Sony’s most recent (and perhaps last?) Spiderman-themed flop. All that, plus an Uber ride for Ice. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

No Yack? No problem (sort of). AJ and Ice are a little slow out of the gate but once they get going, they aim to catch up on all things Luigi (and it's a lot). In the process, Ice reveals his new place of residence is officially "The Comment Section". After a few weeks off the tip, the guys get back on the gambling horse with their Week 15 football parlay. And speaking of failing financial strategies, the boys try to figure just how in the hell the Hawk Tuah girl went from babyface to the face of fraud in record time. All that, plus a semi-serious discussion on the future of [Corn]hub.

Thanksgiving is firmly in the rear view but the boys are still in the holiday spirit. The guys recap all the holiday festivities, both together and apart. They also find that the holiday spirit is light on food and heavy on movie watching, as they offer their thoughts on the Moana sequel, the Glicked phenomenon, and for some very odd reason, Gladiator 1. There’s more planning for the holiday show as well, but really, the Gladiator thing might be the damnedest thing you’ve ever heard. Listen or risk being turned into shadows and dust.

It’s a Thanksgiving appetizer of a show this week, but it’s a good one nonetheless. Ice declares war on the holidays, while JJ reveals the playlist of trash TV currently playing in his household. In happier news, the guys land a date for the annual BS holiday show. But before they can sort out the guest list, AJ is already thinking about spending all of April in Vegas.

Wild one this week with Thanksgiving around the corner. The boys start the holiday feasting a little early. But before they can savor the flavor, Ice pays a hefty price for his most recent sins. Elsewhere, JJ conjures up a new hobby and a new gimmick to annoy us with. But just as the outrage hits its peak, the guys decide to challenge each other instead.

AJ’s low energy this week, and Jack's Just Jack, but the Iceman has more than enough juice after his trip to the Big Apple. The way he describes it, there were more hits than misses, which is more than we can say about the Chairman’s football picks this year. Nonetheless, JJ gives a status update on all bets through four weeks, and the results are probably what you’d expect at this point. Speaking of sports, it’s a big weekend for combat sports and yet, the boys aren’t quite sure how jazzed they should be. Perhaps if they DO manage to lay eyes on Tyson-Paul or Jones-Miocic, the guys will be posting all about it on Bluesky. Assemble your crew, and listen responsibly.

Amidst the political turmoil, the boys try to cope the best way they know how: with lightly carbonated booze and a look at the magic box. But first, Ice and AJ recap their unplanned night out, complete with cold pints of Guinness and bad karaoke. On Election Night, AJ and JJ took in some family-friendly TV, as they review Transformers One and Agatha All Along respectively. For some more mature fare, AJ gives his thoughts on The Substance, starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley. Once they’re out of shiny new things to enjoy, the guys try to reckon with the political abyss that awaits in the not too distant future. Finally, the boys close it out with some brief Commanders talk, as well as their Week 10 football picks that’ll surely test your bankroll (if not your patience).

Really fun, football-centric episode this week. But before the guys can get to all the sports, they have to mukbang the hell out of the viral mango ice cream popping up from coast to coast. From there, it's a full blown breakdown of Bears & Commanders, to include: the prelude (featuring online vitriol), to the viewing experience (not featuring JJ), "the play", and the SUBSTANTIAL aftermath. All that, plus more bad gambling tips from the middest bettors in the game.

It’s almost Halloween so you know the schedule is out of whack this week. Regardless, the boys are back in studio, and it’s a wild one from the jump. Ice gives away his blood for reasons unknown… and he’s ok with it? (Of course, when the alternative is a 12th Trunk Or Treat in a row, a little bloodshed doesn’t sound so bad.) The Chairman also reviews Agatha All Along series on Disney+, before joining the rest of the guys in reacting to the news about Tom Holland and Spider-Man 4. Of course, it ain’t a show without some gambling talk, as the guys offer their Week 8 NFL winners. Finally, the boys close with a ‘dusting’ of controversy on the local pizza front.