Lauren and Michele have once again scoured the internet to "make it nice" in a surprisingly emotional deep dive on Dorinda Medley from Real Housewives of New York (starting at 7:45)...

But first, they have to do a quick rant about Nazi billionaires and their weird ding-dongs.

Then it's back to the Bezerkshires to learn more about Dorinda's upbringing and answer all our questions about her once and for all:

• Is John Mahdessian a dry-cleaner or does he also deliver "snow" like Bethenny claims?
• What was Dorinda's mysterious late husband Richard like?
• Was that Sex and the City episode really based on her first marriage?
• And most importantly, is Dorinda ok?

All these answers. laughter, tears, amateur psychoanalysis, and more!