THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US. Okay, okay, okay it's just Valentine's Day 2020 and here we are still alive, maybe a bit more weary, maybe dreading working on this day/night of horror but Side Work is here FOR YOU. We of course want to pour some out for our server homies who have to go to war with a sea of amateur two tops tonight but then we explore all of the other disgusting ways this nefarious holiday has ruined other industries. Flowers and chocolate are evil. First time couples massage recipients don't tip. The list goes on and on. Thankfully with your Server Submitted Stories and hilarious guest co-host MK Paulsen - "a gay" - in his own words, we hope to inject some needed laughter into this notoriously terrible service day. God Speed and Good Tips! We LOVE you.