This week, the gals offer up some stories of folks who give the ultimate gift, whether or not they want to. Topics include a thirsty Mayan (or Incan, who knows) priestess, the validity of the Satanic calendar, and some very impressive skull décor. Crack open a frosty bottle of Winc's 'Keep It Chill' Gamay, hose off your temple steps, and tune in for Human Sacrifices.