Jake's shower thoughts became a reality last Saturday.

If denial is a river in Egypt, Jake's tooth needed a Suez Canal.

Geoff was a skater boy but could not say "later boy" because his Big 5-brand skate shoes fell apart.

Is NBA basketball on the rebound?

I know that kids these days are all about the retro clothing brands, but they clearly have no idea what they are talking about if they think Champion is a good brand.