Jake's shower thoughts became a reality last Saturday.

If denial is a river in Egypt, Jake's tooth needed a Suez Canal.

Geoff was a skater boy but could not say "later boy" because his Big 5-brand skate shoes fell apart.

Is NBA basketball on the rebound?

I know that kids these days are all about the retro clothing brands, but they clearly have no idea what they are talking about if they think Champion is a good brand.

What happened between the year 2005 and 2009 in the music industry? We ask our resident middle-millennial what the Hot 100 of his day were. What was the best decade for music? Apparently, there is a right answer to that question. Does all music sound the same these days or are Jake and Geoff just old men yelling at clouds?

The guy wrap it up with a little politics talk.

Have fun.

Blazers are... back? Jake loses tacos for the first time in years, and it felt so good!

Geoff doesn't believe in letting your kids win... they have to earn their buckets in the paint.

If the government shutdown scenario was posted on Reddit as an "Am I the A-hole?" question, the verdict would be "everyone sucks."

Lastly, did the results of this week's elections offer us a "New Hope?"

On this episode, Jake and Geoff chat about Venezuela/US relations, the "average" American, who's extreme(?), soccer and Star Wars! Enjoy!

"We don't slump like this" .... Queen Clarisse Renaldi.

Jake and Geoff went on a hike and find out that posture is very important in our advanced age.

Does anything happen in the Northeast corner of Washington State? Has anyone been there?

Geoff went to Seattle and got his ass kicked, was grumpy and couldn't find a place to sit down while drinking his fancy drink. Sad.

Don't go to the Newport or the Maui aquariums according to our resident aquarium expert, Geoff. No dolphins, no dollar.

Enjoy!

Geoff bought a what?!

On this episode, Jake and Geoff discuss new hikes, outlooks on life, and curate the definitive list of greatest Blink 182 songs. Enjoy!

As the great poets, MGMT once said, "Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do? Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute? Forget about our mother and our friends. We're fated to pretend."

Jake and Geoff talk about Jimmy Kimmel, Christian victimhood and performative behavior, the global economy and what is all hidden underneath it all.

They wrap up by talking about Jake being bullied... by a scary 6-year-old.

Due to Taylor Swift being stingy, the original posting of this episode was deleted because of "copyright infringement." Due to Jake's laziness, he just got around to editing out Taylor Swift's music and reposting the episode.

Listen for all the fun as Jake and his squad discuss Jake's fish tank dreams, brand loyalties, nostalgic discontinued favorites, top Taylor Swift songs, and the most annoying thing Jake does. Don't miss it!

On this episode Geoff and Jake talk about video game etiquette, American tragedies and the normalizing of violence, challenging generalizations, and declining fake apologies. They then discuss shower habits, routine, and preferences. Enjoy!