We are all crash test dummies for social media companies. Jake is a crash test dummy with sound effects. Geoff thinks the government is trying to make us into dummies by not teaching kids how to spell. We're all just getting used, man!

The Lopez clan has big news.

Are you burned out by crashing out? We have the cure for that itch.

Jake gives Geoff some seeds.

Billionaires, Algorithms, and Consumerism. Raising Conservationists. Bridging Capitalism and Conservation: The Need for Regulation. Hobbes vs. Rousseau: Lessons from the Arc Raiders Game. Socialization, National Identity, and the Underdevelopment of Self. Cosmic Perspective: Aliens, Earth, and Guerrilla Gardening. Enjoy!

Let kids be kids! *Unless they destroy community hot tubs

Jake had an unexpected visitor to his bird bath

Are Jake and Geoff excited about the HBO's Harry Potter series?

Afroman is a national treasure, we discuss.

How many "good" Ghost Buster movies are there? We discuss.

Does the order of your birth matter? Two oldest siblings tell you why they are the best.

What does history tell us about healing the country after massive sectarian divides/violence?

Save your apologies, Trump voters. This isn't about you. This is about all of us.

On this episode, Geoffrey and Jacob discuss fake towns, car accidents, insurance fraud, cringe guilty pleasures, improv groups, millennials and their desires to revert to simple tech, and the New York Mayor. Enjoy!

What's in a name? Why we are who we are and who we could've been. Tommy Wiseau, the all American guy and Big Shark. New artists and who peaks our interests. The insulated DOJ, or not, but the DOW is over 50,000! The files, the cover-up, and the horrendous details of what's inside.

Jake punched a kid.

Geoff addressed the slanderous accusation that HE is a fair-weather Blazer fan. Something, something, Scoot Henderson.

Epstein? Never heard of him. Who Dat?

Poll Watching.

Grifters are always going to grift, even one's who say things we might agree with. Don't fall for it, People!

One of the most overused bumper-sticker quotes during the Obama-era I heard while working at a gun counter was "If the founding fathers were still alive, they'd be shooting by now." Now, when the things they imagined would happen are actually happening, they are silent... or supportive.

The irony, cowardness and hypocrisy would be a lot funnier if American's weren't getting gunned down in the streets.

Jake and Geoff talk broadly about the Pretti and Good murders. The seizing of 2020 voter data in Georgia.

In a lighter segment, they talk about the most nonsensical song lyrics... Jake sings a Shinedown song. Geoff makes a bold claim about a movie series being the "best ever."

Enjoy!

Jake challenges Geoff to do blind power-rankings. Jake apparently offended Geoff ancestors by saying he doesn't like clay-mation movies. The movie Sinners sucks; you heard it here first!

Where is the hope, man! The answers, like most things, can be found in Tolkien.

Enjoy!

New Intro song! A public service announcement, profound advice from a wife, first internet experiences and some early app nostalgia. Enjoy!