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2:57 TIFU by having the worst sex of my life with a complete stranger and then meeting her mom right afterwards

13:29 I was conditioned to get erections without my awareness…

17:56 TIFU telling my friend loudly that, "he could fuck me in the ass."

28:10 My friend and I did the test—how unsanitary is it, really, to “eat ass”?

33:16 Sex Slangs

38:35 AITA for having an orgasm with my friend?

46:25 Old Guy walked into my tech store and asked for help with looking at porn

54:32 TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone

58:24 How to breed a horse 

1:03:35 UPDATE: TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone

1:11:02 Denver’s NSFW Joke 

1:13:47 My girlfriend clamped down on me in the middle of sex

1:16:00 AITAH for ruining my family because I refused to stop sleeping with my husband?

1:24:16 TIFU by pulling my bf’s weeny

1:27:33 TIFU by putting toothpaste on my dick and sending it to a girl

1:29:51 I feel resentment towards my gf for backing out of a threesome

1:42:30 Q&A 

1:51:33 Life Updates 

Denver:

TIFU by pulling my bf’s weeny https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1diqbqu/tifu_by_pulling_my_bfs_weeny/

I was conditioned to get erections without my awareness… https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/fuwqhr/i_was_conditioned_to_get_erections_without_my/

Old Guy walked into my tech store and asked for help with looking at porn https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/ecfqsu/old_guy_walked_into_my_tech_store_and_asked_for/

My girlfriend clamped down on me in the middle of sex https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/muaaor/my_girlfriend_clamped_down_on_me_in_the_middle_of/

I feel resentment towards my gf for backing out of a threesome last minute https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/q2rij5/i_feel_resentment_towards_my_gf_for_backing_out/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/q3i9sg/update_i_feel_resentment_towards_my_gf_for/     

My friend and I did the test—how unsanitary is it, really, to “eat ass”? https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/dfh3bg/my_friend_and_i_did_the_testhow_unsanitary_is_it/

Teresa:

TIFU by having the worst sex of my life with a complete stranger and then meeting her mom right afterwards https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/b0z6h7/tifu_by_having_the_worst_sex_of_my_life_with_a/

TIFU telling my friend loudly that, "he could fuck me in the ass." https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/b77hvn/tifu_update_i_fucked_up_by_not_knowing_the_guy_i/

My husband caught me masturbating after he turned me down for sex.

aita for having an orgasm with my friend? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1lzpqc3/aita_for_having_an_orgasm_with_my_friend/

AITAH for ruining my family because I refused to stop sleeping with my husband? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1lqa9cv/aitah_for_ruining_my_family_because_i_refused_to/

TIFU by putting toothpaste on my dick and sending it to a girl https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ejt9o7/tifu_by_putting_toothpaste_on_my_dick_and_sending/

TIFU by swiping on my girlfriend’s phone https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/by94lb/tifu_by_swiping_on_my_girlfriends_phone_nsfw/

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