An episode in which we finally lay Columbus to rest (literally) and talk in brief, hushed tones about the Big Secret that none of y'all's 4th grade History Books ever discussed - the revenge of the indigenous people on the Old World - syphilis.  Controversial theories, insulting implications and shocking revelations abound!  Plus a solar eclipse!  Bring your special sun-glasses and enjoy!  There is some strange grumbling in the background also, to distract and confound your senses, like a roller coaster (virtual of course, we can't even pay for a speedy uber).