You think picking your favorite Disney ride says something wholesome about you? Wrong. It says everything — and we’re here to judge you for it. From the competitive chaos of Toy Story Mania to the people who call Living with the Land “iconic” like they invented agriculture, we’re roasting every ride and the people who love them (yes, including you, Space Mountain girlie with the compression socks and trauma). It’s sarcastic. It’s petty. It’s deeply accurate. Buckle up — or don’t. It’s probably broken anyway.

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