They still let us make this?  FINE.  HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, YOU ANIMALS!  This time we talk about the continued failure in CONCACAF Champions League, MLS TV ratings, Schweinsteigerfever in Chicago, and precisely where and how Alex gets his hair cut.  The answer will not surprise you.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.