It's Geoff's birthday (yesterday)!  What did you get him?  Nothing?  Oh well.  Instead Alex and Geoff bring you the gold cup jersey leak, your Kings of Canada, Toronto FC, the future for Dom Kinnear, and the belated return of movie questions.  On that note resend, or send new movie and food questions.  We are out.

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What's that?  We're still here.  Damn right.  It's Straight Red Episode 109 and the government hasn't shut us down.  Yet.  Instead, we yammer on about World Cup Qualifying, the concept of FC Cincinnati, the virtues of curry, and why, exactly, Denver is God's country.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red.   #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

Despite the efforts of fate itself, Straight Red is back!  Enjoy another round of food questions and the oddly named Geoff's Movie Corner as well as barely-informed talk about the state of the Eastern Conference Geoff Cameron's contract extension, and how a little bit of rain can set a construction schedule back by a year. All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

We're back!  What did we talk about this time?  The Philadelphia Union finally won a game, the US Open Cup started, The joint World Cup bid is kind of sort of, but not really approved, Miami may or may not exist, and, of course, Alex did a quick inventory of his shirts.  Of course.   Of course.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

We ran out of food questions, but somehow Alex has conjured up Geoff movie questions and, uh, it gets off track.  But, there is still soccer on this podcast, believe it or not, and we do get to it eventually.  Alex's beloved Newcastle have been promoted which means DeAndre Yedlin is back in the Premier League (maybe), the Copa America will once again have 16 teams, Chicharito may be an LAFC man, and Alex's worst memory from college is the lamest thing ever.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

The NAFTA World Cup is coming and, brother, it will be one for the ages.  In addition to that we talk about MLS' weird salary cap rules, the second (fourth?) coming of Jack McInerney, and Alex's weird taste in Pixar movies.  It's upsetting, really.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

They still let us make this?  FINE.  HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, YOU ANIMALS!  This time we talk about the continued failure in CONCACAF Champions League, MLS TV ratings, Schweinsteigerfever in Chicago, and precisely where and how Alex gets his hair cut.  The answer will not surprise you.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

How much CONCACAF would a CONCACAF CONCACAF if a-- oh, nevermind.

Bruce Arena teaches us all to love again, everyone gets injured, and Alex talks about ground up food that a horse would eat. All this and more on this week's Straight Red.

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Normally, this part of the season would be a quiet time, but with RSL Her Coat Jeff Cassar's firing and Bastian Schweinsteiger becoming a Chicago Fire man, we had more than enough to talk about.  But did we stop there?  Of course not.  We also mumbled on and on about world cup qualifiers, Jonathan Klinsmann (the potential golden boy), a baby named Cassius, and what, exactly, a Boiled Dinner is.   The answer surprised us all.   All that and more on the latest Straight Red.    #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.

Got a fresh USMNT roster for ya.  And a fresh Alex food question for ya.  And a fresh Straight Red for ya.  Oh my, what have you done to deserve this?  Too much sinning?  Probably, but that's not my problem, Ginger.   #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K   Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex. Send all food questions to @geoffisfamous on Twitter.