Straight Red

You won't believe what Alex paid for his haircut.  Or maybe you will.  Who knows?  But, more importantly, the US lost the Copa America Centenario opener and we talk at length how we may be able to salvage this adventure.  Plus, talk about the midweek MLS games, Canadian Championship matches, the rumored combined Copa and Gold Cup, and, of course, whether Geoff is reusing jokes.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

Darlington Nagbe and Christian Pulisic both scored their first international goals and America has won 6 of its last 7 games.  So we're going to win the Copa, right?  You won't believe what Geoff and Alex say.  But mostly Geoff.  It's shocking, really.  Plus recaps of last week's games, previews of next week's games, and Alex explains why his dog is all doped up.  All that and more on the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

7-0.  My god.  What an embarrassing loss.  So we force Alex to relive it for your amusement.  It's delightful.  Plus, the other rivalry games, the US Copa America Centenario roster, Giovinco getting the snub, and why Alex thinks underwear is for losers.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

The #WarOnAlex continues as it always has until someone dies.  But, you already knew that. Meanwhile, NYCFC are, inexplicably, tied for 1st in the East (well, on points, anyway), Zlatan is coming to MLS (maybe), and Alex believes broccoli should have the right to vote.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

Ugh, Alex is the worst.  THE ABSOLUTE WORST.  But, you already knew that.  Let's talk about things you don't know: Bob Bradley's Le Havre almost getting promoted, Assault in USL, FC Cincinnati making their presence known, and, of course, all the games, player.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

This week we find out that Alex may indeed be a time travelerplus an inordinate amount of time is spent on a geographylesson.  Oh, and some soccer.  Eventually.  Also,talk about the 40-man Copa America preliminary roster, LeicesterCity's Premier League win, and the mysterious delight ofFritos*.  All this and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter fordispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

There were a few controversial referee decisions over the weekend and Geoff and Alex yell at each other about it for far too long.  Plus Christian Pulisic scores again, the LA Galaxy keep winning, and NYC FC keep losing.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

America is back!  World cup qualifying against Guatemala and Olympic qualifying against Colombia.  Who will win?  America, of course.  C'mon now.  Plus talk about this past week's MLS games, Tim Howard coming to Colorado, Lee Nguyen getting an extension, and what's Alex's deal exactly.  All that and more in the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.

Christian Pulisic and Jordan Morris scored their first professional goals.  AMERICA IS SAVED!  Also, 28 MLS teams in our near future?  Geoff and Alex break down the possibilities.  Plus all the scores, yammering, and threats of insolence you've come to expect on the latest Straight Red. #WarOnAlex #Tramp100K Follow @StraightRedPod on Twitter for dispatches straight from the StraightRedplex.