Careful when you listen to this one, because we have accessed your headphones! Not only will we release what you were listening to (you have good taste ;)) to your closest 11 friends, but we will also send your facial reactions when you hear that Micheal Jordan sold tagless tees as Hitler, why Donny Merona donated money to LaGuardia Community College, and how nothing feels better than that first vomit… We want $19… We only take bitcoin… So please Google bitcoin and tell us how that works.

“Was it too much chili, or was it too much dog?”

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