This week we look at Simeon Boikov's attempt to become a kind of Julian Assange for idiots - considering seeking political asylum in Russia (from Australia) and holing himself up in the consulate which is, as he is going to find out, not a hotel. Please, Simeon, just use the wet wipes. You smell like pickled horseradish and yeast.

In less funny news, we follow up on the Wieambilla incident that saw two police dead and a neighbour shot in the back and killed just for coming to see if everything was alright.

Turns out Nathaniel isn't the angel he was played out to be and has already had a bit of a Rambo moment, ramming the border crossing between NSW and QLD in camo gear with a car full of guns. Luckily the cops weren't there and nobody really cared. Literally nobody cared - a local saw him unloading guns into floodwaters and didn't even get a call back.

We also look at the dopey false flag narratives including the theory that the property was being acquired by gas comapnies for fracking. In the minds of cookers, this makes it completely reasonable to shoot your neighbour in the back. Pathetic.

Kerryn Phelps puts her account of an adverse vaccine reaction in a submission to parliament which is picked up by the media and becomes the playtoy of the antivax movement and Pete hears about it but can't quite get past some beef he had with phelps about 7 years ago. Our boy holds a grudge.

Enjoy!