This week we look at the bullshit concept of climate lockdowns. Every idiot on telegram is obsessed with the idea that Dictator Dan is about to lock them within a 15 minute area because of climate change. What's the basis for this? Nothing.

But they need to keep the punters terrfied so they're pushing this line in a big way - and using a traffic mitigation program in Oxford and an air pollution reduction scheme in Delhi to support their bullshit theories.

It's complete nonsense - but that's pretty standard from these characters. But at least you might now know why people keep yapping about 15 minute neighbourhoods and the horror of improving a city somewhat. New bins? Tyranny!

Enjoy!