It has been a huge week in the world of cookerdom with a cheeky bunch of Victorian nazis trying to catfish cookers into hanging out and becoming pals. It didn't really work. But they'll be back! They had a total aryan victory. Well done boys. Top work. Maybe next time you won't fuck it up.

Derek Balogh sponsors the show this week. We think he's a clever boy and a good law talkin' guy. Give him your money and everything will be fine.

In cooker update we have a chat about Monica Smit. She's been sliding into irrelevance recently but she's put her hand out for money in a spectacular way. She also went to court and it was quite funny.

We also look at the very successful Drag Queen Story Time that saw smelly cookers and nazis trying to scare children in order to save them. Or something. It's definitely not about the children. They've established that.

In SovCits we have a very confused man who has got away with driving without a license or registration for something like 18 years. I mean, it cost him a couple grand but he's probably ahead.

And Babet gives a budget in reply which we then reply to because it's about as dumb as you would expect.

Enjoy!