Josh is about to break down the things you need and the things you don't and it turns out you don't need so many things. It turns out your garage is full of useless items and your walls are covered in nonsense. It also turns out that historians are doing a lot of guessing in these documentaries, but at least they have regal accents. It also turns out that tattoos are invading all of our bodies with a lot of ink and it turns out that the comedy world lost a legend and it turns out that consumerism will be our downfall and it turns out that Josh loves you for listening to this. So keep doing that. Don't stop, good folks, don't stop. Leave a nice rating on iTunes and have a lovely waltz on planet earth today. Peace in the middle east and all over. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

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Music by Micah Julius

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