Here We Go with Josh Rosenberg

This one starts off the rails, ramps up, and then finds the rails again before falling off again. But, if you're a thrillseeker, perhaps you'll be able to handle the madness as Josh explains the importance of good sleep, the need for a CPAP, the plight of doughy Americans, the absurdity of surviving horror movies, the magic of Hanson, the demise of reading in this country, the lyrics of sexist 90s party music, and caged birds. Some other stuff too. Drop a nice rating/review wherever you listen because you must have time for that type of shit! Right? Stream away.

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Music by Micah Julius

Premature candy haul by bday pinatas (where's the tilde again?)

The drought is over! He's back and ready to gaslight and be gaslit. Josh has a pulse again and provides just enough entertainment value for you to say "ohhh, why the hell not"...stream it already. You'll be delighted to hear analysis of cheaters, school stress, prodigy pressure, volleyball costs, confidence of the American youths, the meds working, the rapid evolution of tech, the power of nostalgia and old shit, the Amish, the ability to get outta boring conversations, and the one and only Dolly (no last name needed, y'feel!)

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Music by Micah make another theme song already Julius

Couch stains by face paints and slime and kids clean up your messes!

Josh is in the summer rythym and ready to explore some of the hot hot hot topics, including eczema, Kelly Rowland, enormous coffee spills, unicorns, prescriptions, opiates, war strikes, Thomas Jefferson, old timey diseases, hot tub conversations, Ingram, America's 250th birthday, and other grab bag type o' shit. This one is meant to stream while driving, walking, doing chores, or sewing. Avoid listening on the toilet, as your family might judge you and wonder if you are always multitasking on the toilet. Just go and come back out, don't hide in there.

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Music by Micah "Trouble Bubble Toyota Previa" Julius

Weight loss and gain by exercise, eating healthy, and then eating all of the kids' leftovers

Josh skipped a month to enter the warp zone of June and is ready to rip roaring rapid splash into July (sorry). But let us all congregate and hear about potential wedding dance songs, potential graduation speech messages, potention transitions in college, potential sauna conversations, potential conversations between the right and left, potential world cup injuries, potential fast food rankings, potential misinformation spreading, and potential YMCA analysis. This one just might pack a punch so wear some headgear and stream away! Leave a nice rating or review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, because you're nice. Yep, you are.

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Music by Micah Julius

Giant pug stuffy by hitting a bucket and giving the county fair the credit card

Buckle up and hold onto your suspenders cuz Josh is ready to finally break down the most significant topics of the day, such as eggplant communication, stalling on the airwaves, Disney perverts, documentary cringe moments, gentle parenting, military strength, white privilege, ghetto towns, the Hulkster, concealing Judaism, and Lee Greenwood. Yep, proud to be an American, folks! Wishing you all a great Memorial Day ahead. Leave a nice rating and stay healthy.

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Music by Micah Julius

Back spasms by simple aging

Ohhh buddy, Josh has noticed a few things goin' on and luckily he has a mic. He also has a pulse and not much else, but that's enough to create a listening experience where you'll receive a red hot recap of body parts falling asleep, oversnacking, songs about peaches, kids movies, moneymaking ideas, TikTok cash, the Jailblazers documentary, Jon Bush's numerous cruises, Super Mario's action, magic eye books, and the ultimate end to all human life (y'know, lighthearted stuff like that). Stream away and leave a nice rating/review, good people!

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Music by Micah Julius

Stumped by the classic flour or corn tortilla question

It's about to go down! Down like that number on the scale Josh sees in his fantasies but certainly not in real life. Nope, in real life Josh is just watching kids eat poorly, holidays become too sugary, humans become too artificial, straits become too Hormusy, wives become too traddy, landscaper requests that become too risky, dreams that become too scary, sheds become too shitty, preachers become too preachy, and news pundits become too empty. And y'know sumthin...Josh is ready to talk about all of it in a series of rants known as Episode 267, so stream the damn thing and live a long, happy life folks!

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Music by Micah Julius

Naps by rain on roof colliding with baseball on TV

Let the madness begin! Enjoy this heartfelt episode about a couple fellas named Mitch and one named Doug. Welp, that part is at the end, but you'll see. First, you'll need to sit through rants about brackets, unoriginal rappers, the Oscars, liberals and conservatives coming together, daytime talk shows of the 90s, tribalism, bath tub time, meterorologists, postmen, and expenses. There might be some other important topics folded into the fabric, so start streaming now! Much love to all and good luck with the brackets.

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Music by Micah Julius

Jeopardy fashion by Esprit

The time has come to jump into some real shit, folks! Yes, literally. Yes, this episode deals with the scents of public restrooms, and religion as well. Classic combo. This episode deals with hearing issues and fitness as well, classic combo. This episode analyzes Mel Brooks and the Golden Gate Bridge historic nonsense, classic combo. This episode touches on hunters and gatherers and Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jeopardy and Mormonism and human duality and device addiction and dangerous things we all must stop doing. Time to stream it like y'mean it! So clever. Leave a nice rating or review on iTunes or wherever you listen and have a fabulous life, good people.

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Music by Micah Julius

Shoulder bruise by tetanus shot

Y'ready for some pro tips and life hacks? What kind of shithead starts a podcast description that way. Okay, take two: y'ready for some big fat insight on ICE? Then stream this episode...now! You'll also be exposed to views on writing life stories, government distrust, immigrants, obituary photos, parenting styles, Washington Bullets, Facebook fan pages and marketplace, chauvanistic shock jocks, and drumb Dry January. Please leave a nice rating or review because you're nice and Josh thinks you're a 5 star human. Unless it's a 3 star scale, then you're a 2.

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Music by Micah Julius

Date night success by Pete Holmes stellar set