Oooh you found it! You found that extra special listening experience, guaranteed to put you in the zone of delight. A zone that involves the truly important stuff like solo parenting, turning 100 years old, private diaries, baseball bloopers, historical figures and their bodily functions, iPhone history, and ohhh so much more! So stream it, dream it, and cream it, as they say. Leave a nice rating because you're nice and enjoy the good life.

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Music by Micah Julius

White teeth by new black charcoal toothpaste

Josh is going big like Big Pun with some memories, sweeeeeeeet memories of freestyle rap, yodeling, carnivals during protests, Bob Ross, health class, alcohol education, sketching genitals, the Indigo Girls, YouTube click bait, and ohhh so much more! Pretty much the yooooooosual. Stream time!

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Music by Micah Julius

Status elevation by Star of the Week at Vallecito

It's truly time for Josh to focus on what really matters, things like trout releases amongst toddlers, the old baseball player Gaylord Perry, quick resolutions to fights with ma, Signal chat leaks, Righteous Gemstones emotions, Civil War sadness, White Lotus, Sandinistas, feeling historical topics, unfiltered kids, and sweating the small stuff. Ohhh, such small stuff.

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Music by Micah Julius

Content by a human, not AI (at least, not yet)

Josh is back and ready to describe his miserable battles with insomnia, his observations of hotel lobby clerks, his hopes for battling natural disasters, his reentry into therapy, his views of politicians, his distaste for modern ice creameries, his faith in humanity, his theory on stoned apes, and his goals for natural healing. Highs and lows, ups and downs, gratitude and anxiety all rolled into one big fat crepe drizzled in Nutella. That got a bit French toward the end. Leave a nice rating or review and enjoy the good life, folks!

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Music by Micah Julius

Pink stain on green carpet from Micah Julius barfing at Brandon Lai's house in 1994

Not a whole lotta diving boards at pools these days, but it's time for you to dive into another episode as Josh finally addresses the hot topics of 1987 TV ads, Trader Joe's checkers, insomnia, veteran teachers, wilderness isolation, coyotes, superior modern intelligence, fast food shrimp, retirement, and mock trial. This one is a grab bag of delight, a variety pack of bolognas or boloneys, and a vending machine full of items that get stuck upon falling out. Stream time...now!

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Music by Micah Julius

Murphy bed upgrade by Linenspa mattress

Josh enters the new year of podcasting with reflections on the holidays, the inauguration, the moronic Nazi salute, the power of Bobby McFerrin, the clear vision of his wife, the anti-social generation, the run-in with the police department, the performance of cringy Culkin in A Real Pain, the pressure-cooker teens live in, and the desire for solitude. It's fine. It's just fine. It's also ready to stream and review for you nice rating.

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Music by Micah Julius

New kicks by Hoff, an effective shoe company banner ad

It's about to get a bit weird 'n wild, folks, but that's whatchya signed up for! So, kick back, sip that egg nog, loosen the belt, and enjoy the sounds of a man discussing the mysteries of the KKK, healing your inner child, traumas galore, finding common ground, killing bears, material gift guilt, confusing environmentalism, drug addicts on the streets, scaring kids, saying Merry Christmas, and a bunch of other alarming takes. Leave a NICE rating or review and enjoy this holiday season.

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Music by Micah Julius

Gambling Addiction by Rick's advice

Welcome to the debut of Josh's daughter Myla on the podcast. Prior to this exclusive interview with a first grader who just turned 7, Josh finds time to address smelly hotels, the predictability of aging, the boredom of wine country, the lunacy of orthodoxy, the repression of religion, the irrelevance of letters of rec, the scent of cedar balsam and the bizarre world of older folks bringin' their dogs all around town. This one is quite a ride, but in the end, you'll feel satisfied, as Myla delivers when the mic goes on! Wishing you all good health and happiness as we move closer to the holiday season.

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Music by Micah Julius

Fixed dishwasher by Shanee (unbelievable discharge of lodged cheese chunk)

Honestly, sheeesh, I mean really...who knows. Maybe a good one, maybe not, but certainly the worst intro line to promote any podcast ever in the history of episode blurbs. Hold on hold on, this'll grab ya: It's all about intense and thrilling topics, such as cannibalism and gold! It's about virtue signaling and academic stress! It's about weed and French kings! It's about bots and nature! It's about partying and pressure! It's all about you, one time! Folks, just stream it and stay healthy. Enjoy the rain on the roof and drop a friendly rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. You are loved.

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Music by Micah "Body Cast in the 80s" Julius

Small wins by small wagering

Cheers and gratitude to the Veterans! And cheers to you for finding this important episode. Ohhh, so important! Josh is jumping directly into the big topics from Trump to Kamala to sexism to brain atrophy to AI training to Vince McMahon to flaws to aging comedians to sneezing to chauvinism to dental hygienists to democracy and beyond. Well beyond! Now you can jump in with one tap! Your listenership is muy appreciated, folks!

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Music by Micah Julius

Friday Night Lights experience enhanced by Bell Game victory