Okay, let's get back to it, whuddya say? Josh says yes, the hiatus is ovahhh! Summer is flying by as always and it's time to focus on what matters, things like Jenga drinking games, orcas still performing, the smells of Legoland, the boredom of Bear, the connection to ChatGPT, the inability to golf properly, the highs and lows of life, the Marin parents on their screens at coffee shops, the absence of patience, and the weird voices used by guides who guide things. Welcome back, missed ya, stream time!

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Low MLB batting averages by pitchers evolving beyond belief and other things

Oh my oh my oh my goodness, you've landed on something purely golden. This is that kind of episode that opens up a new cerebral pathway into discovery. Discover what, pal? Welp, stop yelling and just stream it already. So then, yes, you'll be able to discover the secrets of the Vietnam veterans, the laundry mishaps of the Rosenberg fam, the basis of naming American stuff after native tribes, the allure of tug-of-war, the knowledge of the ChatGPT robots, the old Atlanta Braves roster, the tools toward self-compassion, and the advancements for humans to live any damn way they wanna live! It's all changing, folks. It's all fluid, folks. It's all good, folks. Leave a nice rating and soak up that sunshine, sweet listeners.

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Lifted spirits by students' thank you notes and baked goods

Okay kind friends, let's examine that wild world of meds, let's examine how dumb we really are, let's examine the dentist and even the old urologist, let's take a closer look at fainting, let's look into the human connection to art, and let's also think about factory jobs and AI! Ohhh, what the hell, why not. We can talk about anything and broaden our scope into unpacking the tech boom and even look closer at pantsing. That's right, the pants are coming off in this glorious episode from down undahhh.

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Genuine fear by googling all of the side effects of everything always

Oooh you found it! You found that extra special listening experience, guaranteed to put you in the zone of delight. A zone that involves the truly important stuff like solo parenting, turning 100 years old, private diaries, baseball bloopers, historical figures and their bodily functions, iPhone history, and ohhh so much more! So stream it, dream it, and cream it, as they say. Leave a nice rating because you're nice and enjoy the good life.

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White teeth by new black charcoal toothpaste

Josh is going big like Big Pun with some memories, sweeeeeeeet memories of freestyle rap, yodeling, carnivals during protests, Bob Ross, health class, alcohol education, sketching genitals, the Indigo Girls, YouTube click bait, and ohhh so much more! Pretty much the yooooooosual. Stream time!

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Status elevation by Star of the Week at Vallecito

It's truly time for Josh to focus on what really matters, things like trout releases amongst toddlers, the old baseball player Gaylord Perry, quick resolutions to fights with ma, Signal chat leaks, Righteous Gemstones emotions, Civil War sadness, White Lotus, Sandinistas, feeling historical topics, unfiltered kids, and sweating the small stuff. Ohhh, such small stuff.

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Content by a human, not AI (at least, not yet)

Josh is back and ready to describe his miserable battles with insomnia, his observations of hotel lobby clerks, his hopes for battling natural disasters, his reentry into therapy, his views of politicians, his distaste for modern ice creameries, his faith in humanity, his theory on stoned apes, and his goals for natural healing. Highs and lows, ups and downs, gratitude and anxiety all rolled into one big fat crepe drizzled in Nutella. That got a bit French toward the end. Leave a nice rating or review and enjoy the good life, folks!

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Pink stain on green carpet from Micah Julius barfing at Brandon Lai's house in 1994

Not a whole lotta diving boards at pools these days, but it's time for you to dive into another episode as Josh finally addresses the hot topics of 1987 TV ads, Trader Joe's checkers, insomnia, veteran teachers, wilderness isolation, coyotes, superior modern intelligence, fast food shrimp, retirement, and mock trial. This one is a grab bag of delight, a variety pack of bolognas or boloneys, and a vending machine full of items that get stuck upon falling out. Stream time...now!

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Murphy bed upgrade by Linenspa mattress

Josh enters the new year of podcasting with reflections on the holidays, the inauguration, the moronic Nazi salute, the power of Bobby McFerrin, the clear vision of his wife, the anti-social generation, the run-in with the police department, the performance of cringy Culkin in A Real Pain, the pressure-cooker teens live in, and the desire for solitude. It's fine. It's just fine. It's also ready to stream and review for you nice rating.

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New kicks by Hoff, an effective shoe company banner ad

It's about to get a bit weird 'n wild, folks, but that's whatchya signed up for! So, kick back, sip that egg nog, loosen the belt, and enjoy the sounds of a man discussing the mysteries of the KKK, healing your inner child, traumas galore, finding common ground, killing bears, material gift guilt, confusing environmentalism, drug addicts on the streets, scaring kids, saying Merry Christmas, and a bunch of other alarming takes. Leave a NICE rating or review and enjoy this holiday season.

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Gambling Addiction by Rick's advice