It's time to examine the scientific new study that claims all humans are just a bunch of dumb animals. Ready? Really? You were ready? That's not a real study, but if it were, you'd believe it, right? Of course. So, let's just focus on the "dumb animal" aspect of our existence and embrace it already. It's also time to embrace mock trial for teens, eliminating TikTok brain, Googling into gullibility, HBO Real Sports, meaningless mars missions, meaningless debates, and meaningless meaning (wait, what?). You'll see. Just jump into it already...no regrets, just breathe.

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Super Bowl by beating Lions with a stressful first half and a blissful second half

This might be a bit of a dumb one, but why should that prevent you from listening? Iggggzactly! Now stream this one and educate yourself on fuel trucks, Paul Giamatti,Jock Jams, rituals, customs, planting seeds of fun, D.A.R.E., celebrity vices, and a bunch of other weird, wild stuff. This one will rock you world or at least rattle your loins in a gentle way.

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Star of the Week by Ford's wonderful class

Happy new year! Happy new episode! Happy 227! Happy to discuss resolutions, and hot Pilates, and Facebook memories, and the value/exhaustion of travel, and Barry Sanders, and Jenner's decathlon, and forgettable faces, and champions. That's right, we ALL are the champions, my friend. Leave a sweet rating/review on iTunes or wherever you listen and have a healthy start to 2024.

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Constant comfort by my Allbirds sweatpants

You can dance if y'wanna, you can basically leave your cares behind. You can also tap that play arrow right now and dive into some willy-nilly-nelson rants about the 1920s, old-school radio, hardcopy newspapers, horoscopes, healthy food frustrations, Red Lobster, awful high school refs, Chanukah, Christmas, Barbie, and some FM DJ simulations as well. This one packs a Pacquiao punch (still a relevant reference?), so get it and get it and get some more of it. Leave a nice rating/review on iTunes or any streaming platform because you're nice. Look at you, it's obvious, you're just nice.

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Finals graded by dusty Scantron Machine in the corner

Or D. All of the Above. All? All of the following have something in common: an aging man, a cough, a calf, a hyperventilation, a new take on sexism, a painful sneeze, a simple person, a Nerf gun, an actor named Dan Lauria, a fad, and an ability to keep'em on their toes. Yep, all are covered on this episode of Josh's extremely highbrow podcast. Now, stream it already! Much love, good people. Much love.

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Delirium by Nyquil

It's a good one. It's a phat one. It's a robust one. It's that one that just fits perfectly into your ears from the moment you click the play arrow. It's the one about happiness, and the wisdom of Too $hort, and bachelor parties, and finding your path in life, and flash mobs, and quitting social media, and exonerees, and body odor, and misinformation, and simply getting in where you fit in.

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House smell by spilled coffee puddle

Back to life, back to reality...and back to those musings that have earned Josh a place on the Billboard top 3 billion. Get into some captivating content as old Rosenberg discusses Bruce Bochy, E-bikes, the basis for opinions, fast food ads, unnecessary poll questions, descriptions of our existence, and Tom. Tom? Bodett, that is. You know him. You know yourself. You know you are valued and appreciated for streaming this pod so feel the warm embrace of a cyber hug and capture the good life, wherever you can find it.

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Flash mob by Mama Mia

Is it possible to find inner peace when the world is far from peaceful? Who knows. The episode stumbles into some reflections about parenting and some reflections about death. This episode also gains steam at times and runs nearly outta steam at other times. Find the steam if you can as Josh touches on Jeff Bridges, Leslie Jones, little irritations, inventors and dealing with the endless stream of awful news. Sending love to all.

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Levity by watching Kevin from the Office spill the chili

Come along and ride with the stream of consciousness into a world of analyzing lifespans, natural diets, the circus, animal cruelty, hypocrisy, old neighbors, Ferris Bueller, conserving energy, and the sacred tools of Stutz. This one will envelop you in a glow of delight so, g'head, stream it already!

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Insomnia by___________? (no clue)

220 is a bit of a beast, according to the nice people on Quora. Who are those people with the answers? Welp, it's time to answer some questions in this precious pod. Questions about the lowercase g, and South Korean kids entertainment, and Toby Keith, and racing through the mornings, and morning people, and grizzly bears, and Great America, and the Jim Trotter discrimination lawsuit. Hot hot hot topics and so little time. Not sure what that means either, but just stream the damn thing already!

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Corn removal by Dr. Scholl's