True madness, folks! The good kind. Well, kinda. The kinda madness that drives a man to reflect on black holes, the increasing population of the planet, the Vietnam War, John Fogerty, communism, caring parenting (AKA carenting), Socrates, wisdom, and baseball. Some of these topics are covered somewhat thoroughly, others aren't really at all. You can find out now, on American Idol (cue the music and the graphic and Seacrest in a nicer suit than an Indochino suit and all that fun). Leave a sweet rating or review wherever you listen, y'sweetheart and enjoy the Elite 8! You're elite as well.

Logo art by Brandon Lai

Music by Micah Julius

Laughs by Larry and Leon