A truly delirious episode has arrived, fully stocked with rants on bears, cauliflower, smokers, seltzer, sleep deprivation, exercise balls, American Tail, Gift of Gab (RIP), and records. This one gets weird and gives you permission to get weird along the way. Let's share something special and aspire for a beautiful state of nirvana in the near future. Spread joy, good folks. Spread it like lox spread on a bialy. What's a bialy? Google it, then bake it, and then enjoy. Just drizzle some olive oil and sprinkle some sea salt (like everything). Okay, farewell. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

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Stingy eyes from chlorine (no goggles, bruhhh)