We're at the part of the offseason where #SoapyPenisGate is MAJOR news. We open, however, talking about how Travis Shaw could potentially end up lighting Jared on fire if he is traded to the Yankees, have a wild debate on whether the Red Sox would have a ceremony for Jared if he died, then discuss the #SoapyPenis situation with Benintendi's agent allegedly filming his players in the shower. We also give a J.D. Martinez update, explain why Mookie Betts going to an arbitration hearing with the Red Sox is a very bad thing for Sox fans, how the Red Sox Twitter account found a way to hit a new low, an update heading into Winter Weekend and close with your Down in the DMs.