We all kind of agree that (despite the amazing skin elasticity and ability to metabolise alcohol) our 20s were the fucking trenches. So here we are in our 30s, 40s, 50s trying to decide which bits of our personalities to hold on to and which bits to let go of. Who to be, basically. Well maybe we could start with who we’d like to be in a very micro way. This week we start a campaign to be the people who…. organise 6:30pm dinners and no longer compliment people on losing weight. Tiny steps to world peace. But don’t worry we haven’t gone soft. There are also lot of things that we would sue, like printers, the patriarchy and Bryan Adam. We’re going to build a Midultverse where the lighting is fantastic, phone charge is infinite and sizing is universal. Come join us….

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