This week on The Local News, Tommy and Alex give an update on the 'Butterfly Theif' and then report on a school superintendent who was pooping on school grounds, a woman who's brains were leaking out of her nose, a woman who tried to microwave urine at a 7-11, a Local Hero who wouldn't let an electric company take advantage of him, and a Local Sex story about a man who tried to have sex with his...car.