All those years trying to fit in. The energy wasted wondering if we were loveable enough. The box ticking: professional, ambitious, presentable. And yet here we find ourselves, at the sharp end of 2023, weirder than ever before. So, we did some…research, and it turns out you lot are up to all sorts of micro-weirdnesses. Maybe it’s time to unleash your inner weirdo on the world. She is bursting to be set free. We talk about the support groups we need: one for those who’ve been asked to ‘say a few words’ at a birthday party; another for those who live with people who leave the fridge door open. We lament how boring our fantasies have become and wonder if we have entered our Do Not Disturb Era. Anyway, it’s all appropriately weird.

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