Summer is here, dammit, and neither Dave or Chris remembered to book a guest so instead they catch up on important topics such as Sammy Hagar, Ohio pizza, idiots, Montreal bagels, plus 500 other topics you'll probably only get a kick out of if you're a regular listener or high on fumes. Plus: erotic short stories, Billy Joel calls and the Northeast Ohio crime blotter!

Songs in this week’s episode:

“Stand” by Valley Lodge

“I’m Gone” by Valley Lodge

"Ready 4 Luv" by Witch Taint

Bed music by Big Mean Sound Machine

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