Chris Sale is heading back to the DL and we are sorta kinda not worried...sorta. We start with some breaking news involving Wally and Jared, implement a new Section 10 signal for everyone to use in public, how initial reactions made it sound like Chris Sale was dead and whether or not Manfred has actually secretly banned him, the Yankees being dickheads for not being able to catch up and make this a fun pennant race, the PawSox sad move to Worcester, updated requests for Section 10 shirt pics, David Price continuing to make Steve look dumb and rip reporters in the clubhouse, and close with your phenomenal Down in the DM questions. Enjoy!